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Damn Right They’re Dysfunctional: Not Married with Children XXX is Definitely Not the Bradys

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Not Married with Children XXX Hits #1 on Sales Charts

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 9, 2009 - 02:21 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Not Married with Children XXX might be the funniest porn movie of the year and fans are picking it up in big numbers as the Will Ryder directed sex comedy has reached #1 on the Adult DVD Empire sales charts.

“Wow it’s great to see that fans are picking this movie up because without a doubt it’s our best ever and funny as hell plus they do a really great job at Adult DVD Empire selling and informing the fans,” Ryder said from his bustling sitcums.com Hollywood office.

Loaded with laughs and great sex, NightMoves Magazine calls the movie “the funniest and best of all the TV parody films.”

Fleshbot.com chimes in with high praise of the Bundy family spoof stating, “”Not Married with Children XXX” is a great porn parody. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of “Not Married with Children XXX” I would watch it.”

The X-rated version reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.

Destined to be a leading favorite for numerous year-end awards including Best Comedy, the lovable sitcum follows in the footsteps of other blockbuster hits such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the 2009 AVN winner for Best Sex Comedy- Not Bewitched XXX.

“What I like is that many of the scenes fit the feel of the original show. That makes for a great parody,” wrote Rogreviews.com in their review.

“It only seems fitting that Will Ryder and Scott David would work their magic and turn Married with Children into the x-rated sitcum it wanted to be”, stated Georga of Adult Movie Today.net “Will Ryder has produced another sitcum hit!”

Gram Ponante adds, “We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And “Not Married with Children XXX” is a great porn parody. “ Not Married with Children XXX” is just about the perfect porn parody.”

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss.

“We’re having a lot of fun and if people want to pick up the movie they can check out their local store or visit Adult DVD Empire.com and purchase the #1 movie,” Ryder said. www.adultdvdempire.com/1487942/not-married-with-children-xxx-porn-movies.html

“Number one is a good place to be and this movie is really fun to watch,” stated Hustler’s head of sales David Diamond.

Pick up America’s #1 raunchy porn comedy Not Married with Children XXX available from X-Play/LFP Video.

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Andre Relaunches His Madness with ’12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Vol. 15′

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 5, 2009 - 14:14 UTC - Be first to Comment!

12NGM15-BROOKE BELLE-2-NETMadness Pictures returns with an all new addition to its solo girl series, “12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Vol. 15,” scheduled to hit store shelves on Sept. 10.

Starring X-rated first timer and former Vegas schoolteacher Summer Cruz, as well as busty Asian sensation London Keys, “12 Nasty Girls Masturbating Vol. 15” also features Natalie Norton, Brooke Belle, Austin Lynn, Ziggy, Emma Heart, Jacky Joy, Aubrey Addams, Leenuh Rae, Kelly Skyline and Marie McCray.

Andre Madness, owner of Madness Pictures, said, “We suspended production for about six months because of the state of the business, but Madness Pictures is relaunching with this edition of ‘12 Nasty Girls Masturbating.’ It’s a great title and it fills the demand in the market for a well produced female masturbation line.”

The company plans to increase its monthly releases over the next year. Madness Pictures will also offer competitively priced, multi-volume re-releases of its titles. The first of the offerings, the “Masturbation Mayhem 4 Pack” featuring Cytheria, Jennifer Luv and Rita Faltoyano, is slated for release on Sept. 17.

“We’re planning great additions to our other lines, ‘13 Cum Hungry Cocksuckers‘ and ‘Security Cam Chronicles,’ as well as new lines in the coming year,” Madness, a multiple award winning director of features for studios including Adam & Eve, Hustler and New Sensations, added.

Not Married with Children XXX Sells Out In a Good Way

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 5, 2009 - 13:01 UTC - 1 Comment

NMWC_XXX_final_box_cover-_reduced_sizeThe term ‘sell-out’ usually has a negative connotation but in the case of the brand new adult movie Not Married with Children XXX those words are music to the ears of the producers who released the movie on DVD one week ago.

In just the first week of release, X-Play and LFP Video have sold out of the entire initial DVD replication run of the latest blockbuster sitcum smashing first week sales figures wracked up earlier this spring by Not Three’s Company XXX. The dirty spoof of Fox Television’s popular show was expected to be one the hottest selling adult movies of the year but even the movie’s fun-loving producers were a bit surprised by the massive first week explosion.

“We knew this would be a popular movie because for the past year fans have been coming up to us letting us know they wanted to see the Bundys especially Kelly Bundy get naked and have sex,” stated co-producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play. “Well they get all that and much more in this X-Play parody,” he stated.

The spoof reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.

Kagney Linn Karter is wonderful playing Kelly,” Mullen said. She was pretty much brand new to the biz when we had her on set and she turned out to be a very good actress and a complete sex addict which is always a good thing.”

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and tranny Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss who plays a picture-perfect Al Bundy.

“When you see the blazing red hair of Peg played gloriously by Brittany O’Connell, you know you’re with the most dysfunctional family every showcased on screen,” said co-producer Scott David of X-Play. “This movie is really funny.”

Directed by Will Ryder who thinks this is by far the funniest movie he’s ever shot- giving it a chance to be one of the biggest hits in an X-Play lineup that has already produced Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia and the upcoming Not Monday Night Football XXX feels strongly about the potential. “Oh yeah for sure this is the funniest sitcum we’ve done. I don’t think you can watch it without laughing out loud throughout the entire movie. I don’t want to stick my foot in my mouth but this is a best comedy contender for sure.” Ryder claimed.

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Fans can get a PG-Rated view of the movie’s trailer on YouTube by visiting www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0

Not Married with Children XXX is in stores now and more copies are on the way.

Here’s a helpful hint for guys having a rough time with their girlfriends or wives. It makes a great gift for guys that want to prove that they aren’t as a big of an asshole as their mates might think. As Marcy played by India Summer said in the movie, “Thanks Peg even though I sometimes hate Steve, I always appreciate coming over here and seeing you and Al because I realize I couldn’t have done a lot worse.”

Funny stuff, funny movie, funny family. Own it today!

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Flight Attendants Set for Huge Take-Off September 29th

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 1, 2009 - 02:08 UTC - Be first to Comment!

X-Play’s upcoming epic sex-comedy Flight Attendants promises to be the biggest, most expensive, zaniest movie that director Will Ryder and his Hollywood based production team have ever created. Due in stores September 29th, the hilarious airborne adventure is packed with a dream cast that includes many of today’s top names in porn including Kayden Kross, Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Shyla Styles, Eva Angelina, Sunny Lane, Michelle Maylene, Kacey Jordan, Misty Stone, Lexi Love, Kenzie Marie and Brooke Belle with Adam & Eve Pictures distributing the DVD.

Shot on a massive mainstream airplane soundstage that has been featured in dozens of TV shows and movies, Flight Attendants offers a touch of Hollywood with a heavy dose of laughter and sex and is definitely not politically correct.

“If you’ve even wondered what goes on with those sexy Flight Attendants this is the movie for you,” stated Ryder as he worked with his editors polishing up the extensive selection of DVD extras that will be contained on the two-disc collector’s set.

“The story is hilarious and probably not what anybody is expecting in a porno plus there are nine sex scenes to keep everybody very happy,” he said.

Veteran actors Randy Spears and Evan Stone jumped at the chance to join the cast and through their efforts bring a ridiculous amount of laughter inside the cockpit and inside the airport terminal.

“I love working with X-Play”, remarked Evan Stone who has appeared in a number of Will Ryder directed comedies including Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia and the soon-to-be released Not Monday Night Football XXX.

Spears on the other hand had never worked with the 2009 XBiz Director of the Year having been exclusive in the Wicked Pictures camp for numerous years. The baritone-voiced forty-something actor enjoyed being on set in his role as First Officer Morrow.

“This was a different type of experience for me and I can tell you we laughed pretty damn hard ever day I was on that set,” Spears recalled. “I think people are going to love this movie because we had so much fun making it. Plus the girls are absolutely gorgeous.”

Funny man James Bartholet stretches his wings and plays gay flight attendant Terrance in one of the funniest roles of the year.

“I can’t wait to see how this is going to turn out but what I’ve seen so far is really spectacular,” Bartholet said perhaps feeling a touch of pressure knowing that Flight Attendants is expected to be one of the biggest blockbusters of the year.

“We set out to make an epic sex-comedy and I think we hit the bulls-eye with Flight Attendants,” Ryder concluded.

“This will not be your typical chicka chicka wow wow porn movie that’s for sure,” offered co-producer Scott David. “This is a very big production that takes you inside the wonderful world of the flight attendants or stewardesses as they used to be called. This is by far our most adventurous movie ever.”

Teagan and Eva Angelina star in the movie through a special association with their company skinworxxx.

Flight Attendants directed by Will Ryder is brought to you by the same maniacs that created Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX and Not the Cosbys XXX and will be in stores everywhere September 29th from Adam & Eve Pictures/X-Play.

Kelly Bundy is a Slut: Not Married with Children XXX YouTube Preview in stores August 25th

News - by ThePornoReporter - August 26, 2009 - 03:30 UTC - Be first to Comment!

America’s favorite raunchy family is back and this time Al Bundy is not taking crap from anyone but his daughter sure is.  A first look at the highly anticipated sex comedy Not Married with Children XXX from the creators of Not the Bradys XXX is now available on YouTube in a PG-rated promotional trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0 The DVD hits stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video and promises to be one of the most entertaining adult movies of the year.

Directed by Will Ryder and starring the gorgeous blond Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly, the X-rated spoof of the popular Fox Television show Married with Children which ran in the late ‘80s and ‘90s spotlights America’s most dysfunctional family- the Bundys in a hilarious fast-paced romp which hearkens back glorious memories of slutty girls from decades past.

“This is our funniest sitcum yet,” stated Ryder as he spread butter on a French baguette at an Armenian deli in Glendale, California. “This is a movie filled with punchlines.  If you remember back in the day, Married with Children was quite controversial on television and it was only after a number of advertisers boycotted the show that it really took off and became a smash hit,” Ryder recalled.

The porn version is also the first starring role for rising superstar Kagney Linn Karter who nails the Kelly character so completely that after watching her you almost have to think hard what it was like when Christina Applegate played the original on television.

“I loved making this movie.  It was so much fun on set and it really was a big learning experience for me,” Kagney said.

“Learning experience my ass,” Ryder barked.  “She was a total pro from the second she walked onto our set and when her pants came off which by-the-way was often, all hell broke loose because that girl is quite possibly the horniest starlet I’ve ever been around.”

Not Married with Children XXX could be the best porn comedy of the year.  Destined to be a leading favorite for numerous year-end awards, the lovable sitcum follows in the footsteps of other blockbuster hits such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the 2009 AVN winner for Best Sex Comedy- Not Bewitched XXX.

The spoof reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired.  Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss and will be in stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

America’s raunchiest TV show just got raunchier….XXX style.

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“Not Married with Children XXX” Brings TV’s Raunchiest Comedy Closer to the Edge

News - by ThePornoReporter - August 11, 2009 - 16:05 UTC - Be first to Comment!

NMWC_XXX_final_box_cover-_reduced_sizeMarried with Children is one of those great television shows where the topics were so raunchy it practically begged for nudity and sex. Now director Will Ryder is set to release Not Married with Children XXX as fans of the TV show will get to see Kelly Bundy getting banged in stereo starting August 25th when the DVD is released from X-Play/LFP Video.

Starring Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly and a spot-on cast, Not Married with Children XXX is a wild ride filled with laughs and dirty sex and is by far the funniest movie ever created by the team responsible for such mega-hits as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia. Visit www.sitcums.comfor the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

“You know you’re creating something really funny when you have to tell your cast and crew to stop laughing as you shot the movie,” Ryder said from his Hollywood office.

“This is the funniest movie I’ve ever been in,” stated Brittany O’Connell who plays Peg. “We couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. It was crazy.”  O’Connell made her name in porn in the 1990s and is enjoying a comeback of sorts sparked by her role as the do-nothing-stay-at-home Mom Peg.

Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Gorgeous tits, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this dirty spoof of the classic ‘80s & ‘90s TV show.

“When that show came out back in the eighties on the fledgling Fox Network it was quite shocking. It had the same effect on the audience and advertisers that All in the Family had years earlier and helped push the boundaries of what was considered acceptable on television,” Ryder said.

Helping push the boundaries of Not Married with Children XXX is Eric Swiss who does an amazing job playing Al Bundy to perfection.

“This guy is totally great in the role. People love what Thomas Ward did with the Cliff Huxtable character in Not the Cosbys XXX and Swiss is right up there with him delivering a stellar performance as Al Bundy,” stated the movie’s co-producer Scott David.

A trailer will be launched next week and X-Play has released a first look at the box cover which is very reminiscent of the TV show. “This will be America’s favorite raunchy porn comedy,” Ryder exclaimed.

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy and Eric Swiss as Al and will be in stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

“If Not the Bradys XXX is sweet and innocent, then Not Married with Children XXX is cute and vulgar but in a good way if that’s possible,” Ryder opined.

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Will Ryder to Guest Star on Playboy TV’s The Boy Nexxt Door

News - by ThePornoReporter - July 29, 2009 - 19:58 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Award-winning adult movie director Will Ryder is set to guest star on Playboy Television’s hit series The Boy Nexxt Door this Saturday, August 1st at 9PM.

The episode showcases main star Danny Vegas as he follows his dream of becoming a big time porn director.  In this episode, Danny gets his big break when he’s invited to work on the Los Angeles movie set of porn parody king Will Ryder of Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX and Not Bewitched XXX fame but what happens is anything but smooth as Danny continues to mess things up through a series of hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings.

The series follows the exploits of pizza delivery boy Danny Vegas of Milwaukee as he does his best to produce and direct home-made porn movies in his parent’s basement.  With his Mom and Dad constantly at odds over his career path, he finally gets the courage to venture out of the house and travel to the porn capital of America to meet industry professionals and hopefully make his own mark on the wonderful world of adult movies.

“I love the movies that Will Ryder does and ever since I watched Not the Bradys XXX I was even more inspired to become a professional porn director so he was the first set I wanted to visit on my trip to Los Angeles,” Vegas said.

“I thought it was really cool when the producers called me asking if I would like to be a part of their show,”Ryder said as he prepped the final edits of his next comedy Not Married with Children XXX which is due out on DVD August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

“I actually was a fan of the show having watched it for a couple of years on Playboy TV plus the fact that they fictionally base The Boy Nexxt Door in Milwaukee which is my hometown made it even more appealing to me,” Ryder offered.

On the sprawling set of X-Play’s Not Three’s Company XXX, Danny finds himself with an intern-like low-level job as a lube, douche’ and paper towel boy who gets in some trouble with one of the movie’s stars Jenny Hendrix.

“It’s all in good natured fun and makes for a very entertaining episode.  They brought their entire crew of about 6 people onto our set and spent the whole day with us.  I had a lot of fun with them even though I had to keep my focus on making the best sex comedy possible,” Ryder said.

Following the taping, Not Three’s Company XXX became in instant blockbuster and hit #1 on a number of national sales charts but that certainly is not the case for the TV show’s main character Danny who continues to frustrate his parents while he chases the ‘pot of gold’ at the end of the porn rainbow.

Porn actor Eric John and his Erotique Entertainment are also featured in this episode as the former aerospace engineer-turned-porn-star offers expert advice to youngDanny on a myriad of intellectually stimulating subjects such as shaving of the pubic area.

“I don’t talk about anything of that nature,” Ryder joked.

In a six degrees of separation type of thing, it was Eric John who just wrapped roles on two of Will Ryder’s newest movies Not Monday Night Football XXX and the epic big budget comedy Flight Attendants starring Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Eva Angelina, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Brooke Belle, Cali Couture, Farrah Foxx, Randy Spears, Evan Stone and James Bartholet to name a few.

“Wow, I wish we were in Los Angeles when they shot Flight Attendants but Not Three’s Company XXX was amazing to watch,”Vegas said.

Flight Attendants and Not Monday Night Football XXX will be in stores this September but The Boy Nexxt Door with Will Ryder will debut on Playboy TV Saturday night, August 1st at 9PM.

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Will Ryder, Cast & Crew Wrap ‘Flight Attendants’ for X-Play/Adam & Eve Pictures

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 27, 2009 - 02:24 UTC - Be first to Comment!

In what has become the most elaborate production in X-Play‘s history, director Will Ryder has wrapped nine days of shooting Flight Attendants starring a spectacular cast of today’s biggest adult movie stars. The sex-comedy will be released later this summer via Adam & Eve Pictures and already promises to be one of the most intriguing blockbusters of the year.

“If it’s not a smash hit we’re completely fucked,” joked Ryder as he finished the final shooting days on board a jumbo jet interior wrapping the final morning at the all too familiar five AM hour.

Best known for creating top selling porn parodies Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the recently released Cosby Show parody Not the Cosbys XXX, Flight Attendants is a big step outside of the X-Play batter’s box in that it is an original comedy rather than a spoof of a popular television show.

“We were destined to do something original, something totally funny and pack it with the sexiest girls we could find even if they were contract stars from other companies,” stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play. “This movie is definitely a big gamble on our part but if you saw what I witnessed on set when we were shooting you would agree that it’s going to be a home run and definitely one of the best pictures of the year.”

The cast assembled is one of the greatest in the history of the modern porn era and features Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Shyla Stylez, Sunny Lane, Misty Stone, Eva Angelina, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Brooke Belle, Cali Couture, Farrah, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Ron Jeremy, Eric Swiss, Dino Bravo, Eric John, Barry Scott, Brad Hardy, Scott Lyons, Billy Glide and Thomas Hope of Not the Cosbys XXX fame who plays an air traffic controller that has pilots confusing his voice with that of Bill Cosby.

Kayden Kross appears courtesy of Adam & Eve Pictures and Teagan Presley and Eva Angelina appear through special association with Skinworxxx.

“It’s the funniest movie we’ve ever executed by far and the actors pulled it off wonderfully and were totally dedicated to the project. In the movie we poke fun at just about every ethnic group including white people because nothing is off limits in Flight Attendants but we do it all in a very good natured way well at least I think we did it in a good natured way,” Ryder said with soulful concern. “But fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke,” he said as he burst out with laughter that almost knocked a cute young porn starlet off his lap.

The extreme physical and logistical challenges that stood in the way of completing Flight Attendants were ramped up several degrees when multiple shooting days went past 19 hours leaving little time for sleep or recovery.

“We probably pushed the cast and crew well beyond what could be considered reasonable hours from a physical standpoint as nobody should be subjected to four consecutive 19 hour plus days which we hit during one stretch but we were on a mission to make this the best project of the year and I’m happy to say that the actors bought into our philosophy of creating a great movie one hundred percent and did a wonderful job. I would also add that other than a few hundred instances of meltdowns, total anarchy, rebellion and abandonment of the set, we made it through quite swimmingly,” Ryder rejoiced.

A new Flight Attendants website will go live in a couple of weeks but fans interested in seeing photos from the movie can check out a gallery from AVN www.avn.com/galleries/3564/

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TPR Behind the Scenes: FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 24, 2009 - 18:28 UTC - Be first to Comment!

TPR just got back from a few hours on the set of X-Play’s “Flight Attendants” directed by Will Ryder (“Not the Cosby Show XXX“, “Not the Brady Bunch XXX“) and has some of the first looks at what appears to be the next big hit from X-Play and Adam and Eve Pictures.  The all-star feature is a break from the television parody porn that director Ryder has made his reputation on.  Starring the likes of Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Shyla Styles, Misty Stone, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Lexi Love, Kacey Jordan, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Cali Couture, Farrah, Brooke Belle, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Dino Bravo, Eric John, Eric Swiss, Thomas Ward, Brad Hardy, Scott Lyons and cameos from too many to mention, the plot of the movie concerns the underdog airline TransCon Air taking on their high end competitors Global Air and all the sexy shenanigans one can only imagine goes on in the cockpits between the studly pilots and smoking hot stewardesses.  Yes, it sounds like the typical “snobs vs. the slobs” plotline from every 1980′s era sex comedy, but come on: it’s porn, do we need any more plot than that?

We visited the set on day 5 of 8 (although the rumor mill hints that shooting is behind schedule and may necessitate additional shooting days).  In exchange for getting to visit the set, we and other adult media outlets were invited down to be unpaid extras to appear in the background of scenes.  Lest the reader worry that their Onanistic viewing of the movie be marred in any way by the appearance of anyone from The Porno Reporter, rest assured that our acting skills were never called upon to interrupt your viewing pleasure.

The set for today’s filming was an incredible studio that featured a very authentic-looking cabin from a commercial airliner and a believable mock up of an airport lounge and ticketing counter.  Prior to serving as a backdrop for today’s shoot, Hollywood features such as “Iron Man” and Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” and TVs “LOST” shot on these very same sets.  Ryder’s attention to detail carries over to costuming as the cast wears some authentic looking wardrobe.  Clearly expense has not been spared.  Combined with the aforementioned schedule overruns, X-Play is really digging deep in their “Not the [Insert Classic Television Show Title] XXX” treasure chest for this one.

The shoot appears to be testing the endurance of cast and crew as many of the lovely actresses seem tired.  Even the ever spunky Sunny Lane seems to be tapping into the reserves of her never-ending supply of energy.  Despite the long hours, the crew continues to look incredible.  In person, Michelle Maylene is even more stunning than her pictures, if it is even possible.  I had met Teagan Presley before at various adult industry functions, where the pressures of shooting and performing were gone and replaced by the excitement of partying, drinking and looking stunning; she always came across very nicely, but I figured the true test would be on the set.  My doubts were put to rest as Teagan was even more pleasant and gracious to be around.  Shyla Styles, who I had never had the pleasure of meeting prior to this, was so nice that she approached a number of us during a break in filming and asked us if she would like her to pick us up something to eat, as she was going on a food run.  My filthy mind immediately thought of something, but the more sensible inner voice interceded and let it go.

No set visit is ever complete without the appearance of Ron Jeremy.  The Hedgehog wasn’t mentioned in the press invite as being part of the cast, but there must be an official mandate somewhere that says that no one is ever allowed to shoot an adult movie without Ronnie in attendance.  But Hedgehogs are like Groundhogs in that they don’t seem to stick around very long.  Ron was soon on his way out the door, but not before saying his farewells to Misty Stone by nibbling on her lovely dark (and perky) nipples.  We would be long gone by then, but Ron was set to return to the set later that evening to film a cameo.  No word on who or what he was playing but as he left the building we overheard him talking about having to run home to look and see if he could find his Yarmulke.

Despite the pressures of directing, producing and filming, wünderkind director Will Ryder (a.k.a. Jeff Mullen, publicist extraordinaire) seemed to be holding things together nicely (he only had to pull out his bullhorn once every minute or so).  Even though I tried to keep a low profile on set so as to not get in the way of things, Ryder, being the considerate gentleman that he is, stopped to say hello, shake hands and thank me for coming down to the set.  But then, back to work; no time to waste.

So will “Flight Attendants” end up being more “AIRPLANE!” than “Airport“?  Will this flight be delayed at the gate?  It’s too early to say, but given X-Play’s record for turning out high quality smut without cutting corners in the past, one thing is for certain: the final product will be a lot more watchable than most in-flight movies.