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After ‘Golden Globes’ Stars Align for Will Ryder & AVN Awards

News - by ThePornoReporter - January 7, 2010 - 05:51 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Just like the Hollywood director who wins the Golden Globes, the Hollywood Foreign Press Association and then the Director’s Guild Awards before winning the Oscar, adult movie director Will Ryder is seeing the pieces of success fall into place on his way to Las Vegas and the AVN Awards.

XCritic.com just announced Ryder as their 2009 Director of the Year which came on the heels of CAVR also naming the X-Play director their 2009 Director of the Year. Earlier this fall NightMoves presented Ryder with their Lifetime Achievement Award and before that, XBiz named him their 2009 Director of the Year for the movie Not Bewitched XXX. That’s quite a blockbuster year by anyone’s standards.

This is all happening pretty damn fast,” Ryder said as he prepared to fly to Las Vegas for the Adult Entertainment Expo and the AVN Awards where his X-Play production house has 32 nominations including Best Parody, Best Sex Comedy, Best Director and Director of the Year for a bevy of top-selling movies such as Flight Attendants, Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not Married with Children XXX, Not Monday Night Football XXX, This Ain’t the Partridge Family XXX and Not the Cosbys XXX.

“Who knows if we’ll win anything but it sure as hell is fun going,” Ryder said. “I can remember watching all of the great porn stars and directors some years back and just wondering if we could one day get up there and compete.”

In what is a bit of a surprise to Ryder, XCritic.com just named Not the Cosbys XXX as the best movie of 2009 with their annual Top Ten Porn DVDs of 2009 list.

“Having an interracial movie with a black family win an award for the best porn movie of the year is amazing,” Ryder rejoiced. I hope our Cosby Show spoof inspires blacks and whites to unite and get into each other’s pants especially while in Vegas. Jungle fever is a good kind of sickness.”

Along with production partner Scott David, Will Ryder and X-Play enjoy their status as a top-notch studio that has earned the respect and attention of others.

“I just saw an advertisement for Jules Jordan Video in AVN Magazine and it said in big bold print- ‘Parodies? Not Here. Only Serious Porn,” Ryder laughed.

“Damn, they’re a big-time company and that put a huge smile on my face because that’s a really impressive studio noticing that our movies are funny. At sitcums.com we don’t take ourselves too seriously because we like to laugh. We leave the serious porn to the others.”

Those in Las Vegas at the AEE are encouraged to have a fun time and attend two great porn industry parties that X-Play is co-hosting.

TV’s Greatest Parody Party will be a fun, relaxed laid-back porn mixer Friday, January 8th 10pm with industry friends, beautiful porn starlets, superstars, wannabees and sex-loving girls at Sugar Cane located inside Sushi Samba in the Venetian’s Pallazo Hotel on the 2nd floor above the casino. Porn stars will be admitted free and a limited amount of free VIP cards will be passed out by Scott David, Jeff Mullen, Brad Thomas and Porno Dan. Others will be admitted for only $25 at the door. Sponsors include Clips4Sale.com, Immoral Productions, X-Play and XCritic.

Then on Saturday, January 9th Pornstarville at Studio 54 in the MGM Hotel & Casino is the biggest adult industry party in Las Vegas and is expected to draw a virtual who’s who of the porn industry immediately following the AVN Awards Show.

Companies that have already purchased tables at Pornstarville read like a directory of the adult business and include Hustler Video, Elegant Angel, Pink Visuals, Bang Bros, Club Jenna, AEBN, Wicked Pictures, Girlfriends Films, Kick Ass Pictures, Reality Kings, Sweetheart Films, Immoral Productions, Cezar Capone, AVN Magazine, Devils Films, DVSX, Harmony, Magnus, Robert Hill, Shane’s World, West Coast Productions, Sitcums.com, Caballero, Northpole, Samtin, Anabolic, Metro Content, Kbeech, Pureplay, Acid Rain, Candyshop, Wildlife, Giggles, Dreamgirls , Realtouch, Tom Byron Pictures, Pleasure Productions, Exquisite, Juicy and All Media Play. The event is being thrown by IVD, Stockroom, X-Play, Erotech and XBiz.

So win, lose or draw Will Ryder and X-Play are planning on having a great time leading up to the big AVN Awards Show. And just think, the XBiz Awards and the XRCO Awards are right around the corner!

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Battle Royal? Not Married with Children XXX vs Not the Cosbys XXX as Best Parody

News - by ThePornoReporter - December 17, 2009 - 17:13 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Many are saying that Not Married with Children XXX is the best porn parody of the year and with the recent explosion of adult movie spoofs, AVN has added a Best Parody category to their upcoming awards ceremony in Las Vegas. However others say that Not the Cosbys XXX might be the best parody which is causing headaches and a sense of concern for the hit-makers at X-Play which created both movies.

Why the concern? Not Married with Children XXX is a favorite to win because the movie is “just like the famous Fox Television show of the 1980s and early 90s” and features spot-on performances by Eric Swiss as Al Bundy earning a Best Actor nomination, Kagney Linn Karter for Best Supporting Actress as the slutty Kelly Bundy and Brittany O’Connell Best Supporting Actress for her hilarious role as Peg Bundy.

However, Not the Cosbys XXX is also “so spot-on perfect” with Thomas Ward playing Cliff Huxtable in what many are saying is the greatest non-sex performance ever in the history of adult cinema. His performance is so uncanny that many think they are watching sir Bill Cosby himself and when you throw in the Female Performer of the Year nominee Misty Stone as Denise Huxtable and some of the greatest family situations ever you begin to have a battle royal brewing.

Gram Ponante writes in his movie review, “Not Married with Children XXX features a script that is just as good (or bad) as the original. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of Not Married with Children XXX, I would watch it.”

Movie reviewer Don Houston first wrote glowingly about Not the Cosbys XXX on Xcritic.com, “It’s the high mark as the best sitcum (situation porn parody) to date, elevating the standard for the rest of the pack yet again.” His words came before he would get a chance to watch Not Married with Children XXX which came out two months later.

Hence the headaches felt by producers Scott David & Jeff Mullen who worry that the awards voters might split their votes hurting their chances to win.

“Look, Not the Cosbys XXX is our black Brady Bunch because it is so wholesome, pure and good until they take their pants off. Not Married with Children XXX is America’s number one raunchy comedy for good reason because they are completely dysfunctional until they take their pants off,” joked director Will Ryder.

“We can’t worry about splitting votes because that will drive us insane but we’re proud of both movies and I think either one of them can win,” stated co-producer Scott David who knows that winning won’t be easy.

Both movies will be broadcast on Playboy TV in the upcoming year.

Georga at Adult Movies Today.net thinks that the X-Play sitcums are a huge cut above all other competitor parodies writing, “You also start to wonder why Will Ryder never became a mainstream director for television.”

Rogreviews.com writes, “The X Play team still makes the best parodies on the market.”

Don Houston might tip the scales when all is said and done as he wrote, “there has been nothing released in the last year from competitors that beat this one.”

He was referring to Not Married with Children XXX.

Make up your own mind and check out the G-rated Not the Cosbys XXX trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Watch the PG-rated Not Married with Children XXX trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0

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Director Will Ryder Reflects on his Director-of-the-Year Possibilities

News - by ThePornoReporter - December 16, 2009 - 00:28 UTC - Be first to Comment!

When adult movie director Will Ryder contemplated about breaking into the porn movie business a handful of years ago he had no idea that one day he would be a leading contender for AVN’s coveted Director of the Year (Body of Work) award. Fast forward to today and that’s exactly where the musician-turned-porn-director stands as he has had a powerful impact on the industry unlike anything seen in recent years.

Many on the retail side of the adult movie business credit Ryder and his company X-Play with reinventing the porn parody which has been a tremendous financial shot in the arm for DVD stores across America spawning a resurgence that has seen over a dozen other movie studios attempt to copy his success. This fall he became one of the only porn directors to ever be interviewed by Newsweek Magazine.

“I remember when we first started producing movies we were brand new and in awe of the big producers and star names and it wasn’t until Hustler saw something in us they liked and believed in enough to offer us a distribution deal and then later a production deal that was the beginning of our love affair with making movies.”

The production and distribution deals were spawned by the success of a Britney Spears parody called Britney Rears which shot to the top of the charts and became the #1 seller in Larry Flynt’s empire in 2005. That gave them just enough of a hint that they might be onto something big and the rest as they say is history and it’s been one smash hit-after-another culminating with this being the most successful year in the Will Ryder / X-Play five year run.

Ecstatically surprised when they won the 2009 AVN Best Sex Comedy award last January in Las Vegas for Not Bewitched XXX, Ryder and X-Play have churned out chart-topping blockbusters this year including Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Cosby Show XXX, Not Married with Children XXX, Not Monday Night Football XXX and the best comedy contender Flight Attendants. All of these movies have received critical raves prompting Rogreviews to write only a few days ago, “Will Ryder and the X Play team still make the best parodies on the market.” The company also entered the Blu Ray business earlier this year with the release of Not Bewitched XXX on that fabled format.

“We’ve been on an incredible pace this past year and luckily everything we do becomes a blockbuster hit. I don’t think we’ve missed yet,” reflected Ryder aware that it could all go away quickly. “In fact if you told me back when we started that Scott (production partner Scott David of X-Play) and I would have this much success I would have probably thought you were crazy because how could a musician and a hair stylist get this far? It really is one giant accident but looking back I was lucky to have a good adult movie business education when I worked my first year in porn at New Sensations and Scott David here at X-Play is as fanatical about the production details as I am so we’re a great fit and really love making movies.”

Somewhat lost in the shadows of their highly visible feature comedies and parodies is the fact that Will Ryder and X-Play have also produced over one hundred young-girl vignette style movies for Hustler Video and Adam & Eve Pictures including about 20 this past year. Volumes from Barely Legal School Girls, 18 & Easy, Barely Legal Black Chicks, Young & Nasty, Barely Legal Corrupted, Virgin Stories, Barely Legal Latinas, Barely Legal All by Myself and Sweet Candy Girls are among the movies directed by Will Ryder and produced by X-Play over the past year. “I pretty much fall in love with every girl we shoot for at least a few hours,” joked Ryder. “Thank God I’m not married or I’d have to quit golf.”

“X-Play and Will Ryder’s library of successful movies is second to none this past year,” stated Drew Rosenfeld, creative director for Hustler Video. “If you really get down to it they had the best year of anybody and you have to realize that as a director and marketing guy, Will Ryder truly changed the movie business which is no small task,” “It would be crazy not to reward them this year and he certainly has the credentials to win director of the year in Las Vegas. His impact on the business is that big.”

“Hey, there are some great directors out there and I’d be honored if I won,” Ryder remarked. “I’m sure they will give it to somebody else with a bigger name but I’m glad to know that our movies have made a lot of people happy and if we are the spark plug for the entire parody movement then I’m happy to know we did something positive for the industry because I truly love every minute of this business,” Will Ryder concluded.

Make no mistake about it though. Will Ryder wants to win and it might be hard to argue a strong case that any other director has left a bigger footprint on the adult movie industry this past year.

Damn Right They’re Dysfunctional: Not Married with Children XXX is Definitely Not the Bradys

Features, News - by ThePornoReporter - November 19, 2009 - 14:34 UTC - Be first to Comment!

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Not Married with Children XXX Hits #1 on Sales Charts

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 9, 2009 - 02:21 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Not Married with Children XXX might be the funniest porn movie of the year and fans are picking it up in big numbers as the Will Ryder directed sex comedy has reached #1 on the Adult DVD Empire sales charts.

“Wow it’s great to see that fans are picking this movie up because without a doubt it’s our best ever and funny as hell plus they do a really great job at Adult DVD Empire selling and informing the fans,” Ryder said from his bustling sitcums.com Hollywood office.

Loaded with laughs and great sex, NightMoves Magazine calls the movie “the funniest and best of all the TV parody films.”

Fleshbot.com chimes in with high praise of the Bundy family spoof stating, “”Not Married with Children XXX” is a great porn parody. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of “Not Married with Children XXX” I would watch it.”

The X-rated version reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.

Destined to be a leading favorite for numerous year-end awards including Best Comedy, the lovable sitcum follows in the footsteps of other blockbuster hits such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the 2009 AVN winner for Best Sex Comedy- Not Bewitched XXX.

“What I like is that many of the scenes fit the feel of the original show. That makes for a great parody,” wrote Rogreviews.com in their review.

“It only seems fitting that Will Ryder and Scott David would work their magic and turn Married with Children into the x-rated sitcum it wanted to be”, stated Georga of Adult Movie Today.net “Will Ryder has produced another sitcum hit!”

Gram Ponante adds, “We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And “Not Married with Children XXX” is a great porn parody. “ Not Married with Children XXX” is just about the perfect porn parody.”

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss.

“We’re having a lot of fun and if people want to pick up the movie they can check out their local store or visit Adult DVD Empire.com and purchase the #1 movie,” Ryder said. www.adultdvdempire.com/1487942/not-married-with-children-xxx-porn-movies.html

“Number one is a good place to be and this movie is really fun to watch,” stated Hustler’s head of sales David Diamond.

Pick up America’s #1 raunchy porn comedy Not Married with Children XXX available from X-Play/LFP Video.

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Not Married with Children XXX Sells Out In a Good Way

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 5, 2009 - 13:01 UTC - 1 Comment

NMWC_XXX_final_box_cover-_reduced_sizeThe term ‘sell-out’ usually has a negative connotation but in the case of the brand new adult movie Not Married with Children XXX those words are music to the ears of the producers who released the movie on DVD one week ago.

In just the first week of release, X-Play and LFP Video have sold out of the entire initial DVD replication run of the latest blockbuster sitcum smashing first week sales figures wracked up earlier this spring by Not Three’s Company XXX. The dirty spoof of Fox Television’s popular show was expected to be one the hottest selling adult movies of the year but even the movie’s fun-loving producers were a bit surprised by the massive first week explosion.

“We knew this would be a popular movie because for the past year fans have been coming up to us letting us know they wanted to see the Bundys especially Kelly Bundy get naked and have sex,” stated co-producer Jeff Mullen of X-Play. “Well they get all that and much more in this X-Play parody,” he stated.

The spoof reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.

Kagney Linn Karter is wonderful playing Kelly,” Mullen said. She was pretty much brand new to the biz when we had her on set and she turned out to be a very good actress and a complete sex addict which is always a good thing.”

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and tranny Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss who plays a picture-perfect Al Bundy.

“When you see the blazing red hair of Peg played gloriously by Brittany O’Connell, you know you’re with the most dysfunctional family every showcased on screen,” said co-producer Scott David of X-Play. “This movie is really funny.”

Directed by Will Ryder who thinks this is by far the funniest movie he’s ever shot- giving it a chance to be one of the biggest hits in an X-Play lineup that has already produced Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia and the upcoming Not Monday Night Football XXX feels strongly about the potential. “Oh yeah for sure this is the funniest sitcum we’ve done. I don’t think you can watch it without laughing out loud throughout the entire movie. I don’t want to stick my foot in my mouth but this is a best comedy contender for sure.” Ryder claimed.

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Fans can get a PG-Rated view of the movie’s trailer on YouTube by visiting www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0

Not Married with Children XXX is in stores now and more copies are on the way.

Here’s a helpful hint for guys having a rough time with their girlfriends or wives. It makes a great gift for guys that want to prove that they aren’t as a big of an asshole as their mates might think. As Marcy played by India Summer said in the movie, “Thanks Peg even though I sometimes hate Steve, I always appreciate coming over here and seeing you and Al because I realize I couldn’t have done a lot worse.”

Funny stuff, funny movie, funny family. Own it today!

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Not Monday Night Football XXX in Stores September 9th

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 1, 2009 - 09:17 UTC - 1 Comment

Are you ready for some football? That’s what the producers at X-Play are asking as they deliver the ultimate sports ‘n porn movie Not Monday Night Football XXX distributed by LFP and arriving in stores on DVD September 9th.

The hilarious movie combines the great American tradition of watching the nationally televised football game on Monday nights with 17 naked girls having sex in an homage to sports figures past and present. With characters like Howard Cosell, John Madden, OJ Simpson and Bill Cosby coming to life in a way only director Will Ryder can create, Not Monday Night Football XXX is everything the pro football and porn lover could want in one juicy package and will fly off store shelves when the referee blows his whistle.

“I love watching football in the fall especially when the leaves crackle under your feet and the skies turn gray and I truly enjoy beautiful women all year around so we thought this would be the perfect opportunity to combine the two into one tasty sandwich that fans will enjoy,” Ryder said from his offices high above Hollywood & Vine.

Ryder and his www.sitcums.com crew have been on a roll with a string of blockbuster hits including the just released Not Married with Children XXX and the upcoming epic comedy Flight Attendants. The 2009 XBiz Director of the Year also just wrapped production on a new episode of the Brady Bunch spoof Not the Bradys XXX.

“It’s been a really busy summer but Monday Night Football has such a storied tradition through the decades that we wanted to have fun with it so we created a fast-paced hilarious parody that is heavy on the laughs and deep on the sex just in time for football season and beyond,” he offered.

With seventeen girls having sex including four dirty group sex scenes, Not Monday Night Football XXX takes you into the famous broadcast booth, down to the sidelines, out to the parking lot with tailgating fans BBQ-ing on the grill and deep inside the locker room for an action packed adventure.

Starring former Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani, Not Monday Night Football XXX is a porn-lovers dream with Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Laci Laine and Sophie Dee.

A few of the guys that round out the cast with stellar performances are Evan Stone as quarterback legend Manhattan Joe, Thomas Ward as Cosby, Billy Goodrich as the boisterous John Madden and Rick Madrid as a perfect impersonation of the late, great Howard Cosell.

“You can’t do a spoof of Monday Night Football without having Howard Cosell because that would be un-American,” Ryder stated. The recently retired John Madden is also spoofed with his signature bombastic vocal delivery and Not the Cosbys XXX celebrity impersonator Thomas Ward joins the broadcast team as Bill Cosby for an interview before his crazy girlfriend beats him up in the broadcast booth.

The producers feel the need to point out that ABC Sports, ESPN, John Madden, Bill Cosby and the estate of Howard Cosell had nothing to do with the production of this movie and in no way authorizes or sponsors the production.

From the creators of Not the Bradys XXX comes Not Monday Night Football XXX- the ultimate sports ‘n porn adventure and a must-see movie for those that love sports, comedy and great sex performed by gorgeous women.

Not Monday Night Football XXX will be in stores everywhere just in time for football season. Ask your favorite store to order it now from LFP. This movie will liven up your halftimes and your sex life for years to come plus your girlfriend or wife will be happy to watch this porno with you.

Kelly Bundy is a Slut: Not Married with Children XXX YouTube Preview in stores August 25th

News - by ThePornoReporter - August 26, 2009 - 03:30 UTC - Be first to Comment!

America’s favorite raunchy family is back and this time Al Bundy is not taking crap from anyone but his daughter sure is.  A first look at the highly anticipated sex comedy Not Married with Children XXX from the creators of Not the Bradys XXX is now available on YouTube in a PG-rated promotional trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0 The DVD hits stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video and promises to be one of the most entertaining adult movies of the year.

Directed by Will Ryder and starring the gorgeous blond Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly, the X-rated spoof of the popular Fox Television show Married with Children which ran in the late ‘80s and ‘90s spotlights America’s most dysfunctional family- the Bundys in a hilarious fast-paced romp which hearkens back glorious memories of slutty girls from decades past.

“This is our funniest sitcum yet,” stated Ryder as he spread butter on a French baguette at an Armenian deli in Glendale, California. “This is a movie filled with punchlines.  If you remember back in the day, Married with Children was quite controversial on television and it was only after a number of advertisers boycotted the show that it really took off and became a smash hit,” Ryder recalled.

The porn version is also the first starring role for rising superstar Kagney Linn Karter who nails the Kelly character so completely that after watching her you almost have to think hard what it was like when Christina Applegate played the original on television.

“I loved making this movie.  It was so much fun on set and it really was a big learning experience for me,” Kagney said.

“Learning experience my ass,” Ryder barked.  “She was a total pro from the second she walked onto our set and when her pants came off which by-the-way was often, all hell broke loose because that girl is quite possibly the horniest starlet I’ve ever been around.”

Not Married with Children XXX could be the best porn comedy of the year.  Destined to be a leading favorite for numerous year-end awards, the lovable sitcum follows in the footsteps of other blockbuster hits such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the 2009 AVN winner for Best Sex Comedy- Not Bewitched XXX.

The spoof reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired.  Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss and will be in stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

America’s raunchiest TV show just got raunchier….XXX style.

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“Not Married with Children XXX” Brings TV’s Raunchiest Comedy Closer to the Edge

News - by ThePornoReporter - August 11, 2009 - 16:05 UTC - Be first to Comment!

NMWC_XXX_final_box_cover-_reduced_sizeMarried with Children is one of those great television shows where the topics were so raunchy it practically begged for nudity and sex. Now director Will Ryder is set to release Not Married with Children XXX as fans of the TV show will get to see Kelly Bundy getting banged in stereo starting August 25th when the DVD is released from X-Play/LFP Video.

Starring Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly and a spot-on cast, Not Married with Children XXX is a wild ride filled with laughs and dirty sex and is by far the funniest movie ever created by the team responsible for such mega-hits as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia. Visit www.sitcums.comfor the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

“You know you’re creating something really funny when you have to tell your cast and crew to stop laughing as you shot the movie,” Ryder said from his Hollywood office.

“This is the funniest movie I’ve ever been in,” stated Brittany O’Connell who plays Peg. “We couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. It was crazy.”  O’Connell made her name in porn in the 1990s and is enjoying a comeback of sorts sparked by her role as the do-nothing-stay-at-home Mom Peg.

Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Gorgeous tits, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this dirty spoof of the classic ‘80s & ‘90s TV show.

“When that show came out back in the eighties on the fledgling Fox Network it was quite shocking. It had the same effect on the audience and advertisers that All in the Family had years earlier and helped push the boundaries of what was considered acceptable on television,” Ryder said.

Helping push the boundaries of Not Married with Children XXX is Eric Swiss who does an amazing job playing Al Bundy to perfection.

“This guy is totally great in the role. People love what Thomas Ward did with the Cliff Huxtable character in Not the Cosbys XXX and Swiss is right up there with him delivering a stellar performance as Al Bundy,” stated the movie’s co-producer Scott David.

A trailer will be launched next week and X-Play has released a first look at the box cover which is very reminiscent of the TV show. “This will be America’s favorite raunchy porn comedy,” Ryder exclaimed.

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy and Eric Swiss as Al and will be in stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

“If Not the Bradys XXX is sweet and innocent, then Not Married with Children XXX is cute and vulgar but in a good way if that’s possible,” Ryder opined.

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Will Ryder to Guest Star on Playboy TV’s The Boy Nexxt Door

News - by ThePornoReporter - July 29, 2009 - 19:58 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Award-winning adult movie director Will Ryder is set to guest star on Playboy Television’s hit series The Boy Nexxt Door this Saturday, August 1st at 9PM.

The episode showcases main star Danny Vegas as he follows his dream of becoming a big time porn director.  In this episode, Danny gets his big break when he’s invited to work on the Los Angeles movie set of porn parody king Will Ryder of Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX and Not Bewitched XXX fame but what happens is anything but smooth as Danny continues to mess things up through a series of hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings.

The series follows the exploits of pizza delivery boy Danny Vegas of Milwaukee as he does his best to produce and direct home-made porn movies in his parent’s basement.  With his Mom and Dad constantly at odds over his career path, he finally gets the courage to venture out of the house and travel to the porn capital of America to meet industry professionals and hopefully make his own mark on the wonderful world of adult movies.

“I love the movies that Will Ryder does and ever since I watched Not the Bradys XXX I was even more inspired to become a professional porn director so he was the first set I wanted to visit on my trip to Los Angeles,” Vegas said.

“I thought it was really cool when the producers called me asking if I would like to be a part of their show,”Ryder said as he prepped the final edits of his next comedy Not Married with Children XXX which is due out on DVD August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

“I actually was a fan of the show having watched it for a couple of years on Playboy TV plus the fact that they fictionally base The Boy Nexxt Door in Milwaukee which is my hometown made it even more appealing to me,” Ryder offered.

On the sprawling set of X-Play’s Not Three’s Company XXX, Danny finds himself with an intern-like low-level job as a lube, douche’ and paper towel boy who gets in some trouble with one of the movie’s stars Jenny Hendrix.

“It’s all in good natured fun and makes for a very entertaining episode.  They brought their entire crew of about 6 people onto our set and spent the whole day with us.  I had a lot of fun with them even though I had to keep my focus on making the best sex comedy possible,” Ryder said.

Following the taping, Not Three’s Company XXX became in instant blockbuster and hit #1 on a number of national sales charts but that certainly is not the case for the TV show’s main character Danny who continues to frustrate his parents while he chases the ‘pot of gold’ at the end of the porn rainbow.

Porn actor Eric John and his Erotique Entertainment are also featured in this episode as the former aerospace engineer-turned-porn-star offers expert advice to youngDanny on a myriad of intellectually stimulating subjects such as shaving of the pubic area.

“I don’t talk about anything of that nature,” Ryder joked.

In a six degrees of separation type of thing, it was Eric John who just wrapped roles on two of Will Ryder’s newest movies Not Monday Night Football XXX and the epic big budget comedy Flight Attendants starring Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Eva Angelina, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Brooke Belle, Cali Couture, Farrah Foxx, Randy Spears, Evan Stone and James Bartholet to name a few.

“Wow, I wish we were in Los Angeles when they shot Flight Attendants but Not Three’s Company XXX was amazing to watch,”Vegas said.

Flight Attendants and Not Monday Night Football XXX will be in stores this September but The Boy Nexxt Door with Will Ryder will debut on Playboy TV Saturday night, August 1st at 9PM.

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