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Battle Royal? Not Married with Children XXX vs Not the Cosbys XXX as Best Parody

News - by ThePornoReporter - December 17, 2009 - 17:13 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Many are saying that Not Married with Children XXX is the best porn parody of the year and with the recent explosion of adult movie spoofs, AVN has added a Best Parody category to their upcoming awards ceremony in Las Vegas. However others say that Not the Cosbys XXX might be the best parody which is causing headaches and a sense of concern for the hit-makers at X-Play which created both movies.

Why the concern? Not Married with Children XXX is a favorite to win because the movie is “just like the famous Fox Television show of the 1980s and early 90s” and features spot-on performances by Eric Swiss as Al Bundy earning a Best Actor nomination, Kagney Linn Karter for Best Supporting Actress as the slutty Kelly Bundy and Brittany O’Connell Best Supporting Actress for her hilarious role as Peg Bundy.

However, Not the Cosbys XXX is also “so spot-on perfect” with Thomas Ward playing Cliff Huxtable in what many are saying is the greatest non-sex performance ever in the history of adult cinema. His performance is so uncanny that many think they are watching sir Bill Cosby himself and when you throw in the Female Performer of the Year nominee Misty Stone as Denise Huxtable and some of the greatest family situations ever you begin to have a battle royal brewing.

Gram Ponante writes in his movie review, “Not Married with Children XXX features a script that is just as good (or bad) as the original. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of Not Married with Children XXX, I would watch it.”

Movie reviewer Don Houston first wrote glowingly about Not the Cosbys XXX on Xcritic.com, “It’s the high mark as the best sitcum (situation porn parody) to date, elevating the standard for the rest of the pack yet again.” His words came before he would get a chance to watch Not Married with Children XXX which came out two months later.

Hence the headaches felt by producers Scott David & Jeff Mullen who worry that the awards voters might split their votes hurting their chances to win.

“Look, Not the Cosbys XXX is our black Brady Bunch because it is so wholesome, pure and good until they take their pants off. Not Married with Children XXX is America’s number one raunchy comedy for good reason because they are completely dysfunctional until they take their pants off,” joked director Will Ryder.

“We can’t worry about splitting votes because that will drive us insane but we’re proud of both movies and I think either one of them can win,” stated co-producer Scott David who knows that winning won’t be easy.

Both movies will be broadcast on Playboy TV in the upcoming year.

Georga at Adult Movies Today.net thinks that the X-Play sitcums are a huge cut above all other competitor parodies writing, “You also start to wonder why Will Ryder never became a mainstream director for television.”

Rogreviews.com writes, “The X Play team still makes the best parodies on the market.”

Don Houston might tip the scales when all is said and done as he wrote, “there has been nothing released in the last year from competitors that beat this one.”

He was referring to Not Married with Children XXX.

Make up your own mind and check out the G-rated Not the Cosbys XXX trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Watch the PG-rated Not Married with Children XXX trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0

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Director Will Ryder Reflects on his Director-of-the-Year Possibilities

News - by ThePornoReporter - December 16, 2009 - 00:28 UTC - Be first to Comment!

When adult movie director Will Ryder contemplated about breaking into the porn movie business a handful of years ago he had no idea that one day he would be a leading contender for AVN’s coveted Director of the Year (Body of Work) award. Fast forward to today and that’s exactly where the musician-turned-porn-director stands as he has had a powerful impact on the industry unlike anything seen in recent years.

Many on the retail side of the adult movie business credit Ryder and his company X-Play with reinventing the porn parody which has been a tremendous financial shot in the arm for DVD stores across America spawning a resurgence that has seen over a dozen other movie studios attempt to copy his success. This fall he became one of the only porn directors to ever be interviewed by Newsweek Magazine.

“I remember when we first started producing movies we were brand new and in awe of the big producers and star names and it wasn’t until Hustler saw something in us they liked and believed in enough to offer us a distribution deal and then later a production deal that was the beginning of our love affair with making movies.”

The production and distribution deals were spawned by the success of a Britney Spears parody called Britney Rears which shot to the top of the charts and became the #1 seller in Larry Flynt’s empire in 2005. That gave them just enough of a hint that they might be onto something big and the rest as they say is history and it’s been one smash hit-after-another culminating with this being the most successful year in the Will Ryder / X-Play five year run.

Ecstatically surprised when they won the 2009 AVN Best Sex Comedy award last January in Las Vegas for Not Bewitched XXX, Ryder and X-Play have churned out chart-topping blockbusters this year including Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Cosby Show XXX, Not Married with Children XXX, Not Monday Night Football XXX and the best comedy contender Flight Attendants. All of these movies have received critical raves prompting Rogreviews to write only a few days ago, “Will Ryder and the X Play team still make the best parodies on the market.” The company also entered the Blu Ray business earlier this year with the release of Not Bewitched XXX on that fabled format.

“We’ve been on an incredible pace this past year and luckily everything we do becomes a blockbuster hit. I don’t think we’ve missed yet,” reflected Ryder aware that it could all go away quickly. “In fact if you told me back when we started that Scott (production partner Scott David of X-Play) and I would have this much success I would have probably thought you were crazy because how could a musician and a hair stylist get this far? It really is one giant accident but looking back I was lucky to have a good adult movie business education when I worked my first year in porn at New Sensations and Scott David here at X-Play is as fanatical about the production details as I am so we’re a great fit and really love making movies.”

Somewhat lost in the shadows of their highly visible feature comedies and parodies is the fact that Will Ryder and X-Play have also produced over one hundred young-girl vignette style movies for Hustler Video and Adam & Eve Pictures including about 20 this past year. Volumes from Barely Legal School Girls, 18 & Easy, Barely Legal Black Chicks, Young & Nasty, Barely Legal Corrupted, Virgin Stories, Barely Legal Latinas, Barely Legal All by Myself and Sweet Candy Girls are among the movies directed by Will Ryder and produced by X-Play over the past year. “I pretty much fall in love with every girl we shoot for at least a few hours,” joked Ryder. “Thank God I’m not married or I’d have to quit golf.”

“X-Play and Will Ryder’s library of successful movies is second to none this past year,” stated Drew Rosenfeld, creative director for Hustler Video. “If you really get down to it they had the best year of anybody and you have to realize that as a director and marketing guy, Will Ryder truly changed the movie business which is no small task,” “It would be crazy not to reward them this year and he certainly has the credentials to win director of the year in Las Vegas. His impact on the business is that big.”

“Hey, there are some great directors out there and I’d be honored if I won,” Ryder remarked. “I’m sure they will give it to somebody else with a bigger name but I’m glad to know that our movies have made a lot of people happy and if we are the spark plug for the entire parody movement then I’m happy to know we did something positive for the industry because I truly love every minute of this business,” Will Ryder concluded.

Make no mistake about it though. Will Ryder wants to win and it might be hard to argue a strong case that any other director has left a bigger footprint on the adult movie industry this past year.

James Bartholet Receives AVN Nomination for Role in Happy Days XXX & Wraps Coed Confidential

News - by ThePornoReporter - December 14, 2009 - 15:00 UTC - Be first to Comment!

James Bartholet, who is starting his fourth year in the industry, has recently received an 2010 AVN nomination for his portrayal of Howard Cunningham in Hustler’s “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX’ directed by Axel Braun.

“I want to thank everyone at AVN for the nomination, there are a lot of talented fellow actors I’m nominated with in this category this year. I really enjoyed working on this project and the sequel. Parody are so much fun to do, and with some of these parodies, I worked on the original mainstream production, so it’s a kick that years later I’m doing a porn version of them” stated Bartholet.

Bartholet also currently wrapped principal photography filming on season 4 on “Co Ed Confidential” playing the role of the Film Professor.

“I had a great time working on this series, everybody in the cast and crew, were great, it was an honor to be working on this hit series” stated Bartholet.

Bartholet recently completed filming on Hustler’s “Dancing With The Stars” parody. Bartholet is also in a parody of “The Dukes Of Hazzard” for Voyuer Media, in which he plays two roles, including the voice over as the Balladeer. Bartholet also has a hilarious turn as a costar in the star studded sex comedy “Flight Attendants” from Adam & Eve/XPlay.

“The parodies are definitely a hot trend in adult now, and I have been fortunate to have shot so many of these this year. Parodies are something that the consumers love to watch, and I’ve got a lot of fans telling me how much they love them, and enjoyed the various different characters I’ve portrayed” added Bartholet.

Some of Bartholets’ other projects this year have included “Hollywood’s Nailin Paylin’” for Hustler, “Bradys XXX 4”, “Married With Children XXX 2” and “Flight Attendants 2” for X Play

Headmaster 2” for Adam & Eve , “Pubic Enemies” for Penthouse, “This Ain’t Happy Days XXX Fonzie Loves Pinky” for Hustler, “This Ain’t The Partridge Family XXX” for Hustler, “2040”, “30 Love”, and “The Vow” for Wicked Pictures, and “Not Three’s Company XXX” for LFP.

Bartholet also hosts the weekly radio program “Inside The Industry” heard on www.latalkradio.com and www.insidetheindustry.net.

Ebony Goddess Nyomi Banxxx on Playboy Radio to Discuss AVN Nominations

News - by ThePornoReporter - December 8, 2009 - 19:30 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Ebony Goddess Nyomi Banxxx will be on Playboy Radio’s ”Night Calls,” hosted by Christy Canyon and Nicki Hunter this Wednesday, December 9th at 6:00 pm. Night Calls can be heard on Sirius 99 and XM 99 radio and is Playboy Radio’s longest-running program.

Banxxx has also garnered an AVN nomination for her work producing and singing the song “Goin’ on In” in “The Jeffersons: A XXX Parody” by Video Team proving Banxxx’s singing and producing are up there with the same quality as her sex scenes.

Banxxx’s company, “That’s Common Productions,” handled the production of the song, and Ervin Jones and Anton Slayer are also credited on the nomination.

When asked for her comments on the nomination Banxxx said, “I would like to thank AVN for the “Best Original Song” Nomination — I was sure I was going to get the one for “Best Anal Scene“… just kidding,” she laughed and added, “Again, thank you, and congrats to the other nominees as well as good luck! Always keep it sexy.”

Banxxx’s company “That’s Common Productions” is her mainstream entity and is the company she produced the song under. Her adult production company is NBX.

Watch for two new feature films with Banxxx to be coming out soon, “Beauty Shop” and “Black Fatal Attraction” both by West Coast Productions under the direction of Bishop. In Black Fatal Attraction, an adult suspense thriller, Banxxx says she gets to kill quite a few people.

“It had me cryin’! It was really well written,” she said.

Visit Nyomi Banxxx at her official website: NyomiBanxxx.com.

Damn Right They’re Dysfunctional: Not Married with Children XXX is Definitely Not the Bradys

Features, News - by ThePornoReporter - November 19, 2009 - 14:34 UTC - Be first to Comment!

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Thomas Ward Proves To Be A Very Versatile Talent

News - by ThePornoReporter - November 18, 2009 - 18:52 UTC - Be first to Comment!

thomasward_111809Thomas Ward is a gifted stand-up comedian and actor who started his career in Detroit in 1992. Ward moved to Los Angeles in 1994 to become a regular at The Comedy Store in 1996 and has made appearances on shows including HBO, BET, Fox Late Night and VH1.

Most recently Ward has added non-sex rolls in adult films to his resume. Ward has currently appeared in such blockbusters as “Not The Cosbys XXX” in the lead role of Cliff Huxtable, for Hustler and XPlay, “Not Monday Night Football,” for X Play, and “Flight Attendant” for XPlay and Adam & Eve.

Ward also completed a pilot show with adult legend Lexington Steele. “The Lexington Steele Show” which will feature a mix of mainstream and adult personalities, and be presented to a mainstream cable network.

“I had to go into porn to get my career going again,” Ward stated, “But you guys have been showing me above and beyond the love, respect and adoration that I thought I’d get. The adult industry crowd is a lot more fun than the mainstream industry and so are the people” added Ward.

Ward likes to perform in New York the best. “You can pay your rent in New York doing standup, but you can’t really do that out here in Los Angeles” laughed Ward.

Ward appeared on stage as a presenter at the XRCO Awards in Hollywood, to the delight of the crowd, in character impersonating the Bill Cosby character he portrayed in “Not The Cosbys XXX”. Ward was also featured on the July 2009 AVN magazine cover for their special issue on porn parodies.

In addition to a recurring role in skits on Fox’s “Talkshow with Spike Feresten,” Ward will be appearing in two mainstream movies: “Busted” with Ella Joyce and Clifton Powell, and “Hollywon’t” with Dee Wallace Stone, Eddie Griffin, David Faustino, and Fred “The Hammer” Williamson.

Ward is also writing several projects, and has video clips of his comedy performances, including his newest project; “The Black Man Show” currently running on You Tube. You can find Ward’s channel on You Tube by going to: www.youtube.com/user/thetward

Adam & Eve Honors Flight Attendants with Love Doll and Catalog Cover

Features, News - by ThePornoReporter - November 17, 2009 - 18:16 UTC - Be first to Comment!

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Porn Shocker: No Meltdown for Tanner Mayes in New Brady Bunch Sex Movie

News - by ThePornoReporter - November 17, 2009 - 17:32 UTC - Be first to Comment!

In what appears to be a delicious case of art imitating life, bad-girl porn starlet Tanner Mayes stars in the soon-to-be-released Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! where she plays Jan’s sex-crazed, rule-breaking girlfriend. The third volume of the Brady Bunch porn parody series will be in stores November 24th from X-Play/LFP Video and all indications are it will be another #1 selling DVD. See the YouTube video trailer now by clicking this link www.youtube.com/watch?v=l6k2kfGyaPg.

The Bradys are definitely blockbuster status but the jury is still deliberating on Tanner Mayes who has made a big name for herself with over one hundred of the hottest young-girl sex scenes but made the biggest noise with a notorious video clip that has been affectionately referred to as the ‘Tanner Mayes meltdown’.

“I can’t believe people still ask me about that video but we all have bad days,” said Mayes, a gorgeous brunette with sultry bedroom eyes.

It was that very meltdown video that came to the attention of adult movie director Will Ryder when he was writing the script for Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! as the story called for a bad-girl type character. “The story insisted that Jan to have a wild girlfriend that was quite a bit wiser to the ways of the world than the super-innocent Jan,” Ryder recalled.

“The Monica bad-girl character had to be cute-as-hell and able to lead Jan down a dirty path of exchanging sex for special favors like good grades and hair perms and I immediately knew I had to have Tanner in for a cast-reading,” Ryder exclaimed. “She was perfect.”

“I was super excited when he called me and I’m so glad I got the part,” Mayes reflected on what is her biggest role yet in her first year in the porn business.

Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! is packed with super-sexy young girls just like the original TV series and although Tanner Mayes might be the most shocking cast member, she is certainly not the only new addition to the ensemble style cast as Marcia is now played by Lexi Belle and Jan gets handled by Dylan Riley. Nicole Ray and Ashlyn Rae join Eric John who plays the perverted school teacher and Seth Gamble guest-stars as Ridgedale’s all-state quarterback. The rest of the award-winning cast returns for the hilarious adventure including Alana Evans, Kacey Jordan, Lynn LeMay, Mike Horner, Kris Slater, James Deen, Mickey Butders and Ron Jeremy as Sam the Butcher.

“I think that Tanner Mayes is somewhat of a misunderstood girl to some,” Ryder said. “Sure she’s had her ups and downs including what many thought was an insanely entertaining meltdown video but what I see now is a focused actress that loves being in sex movies and that’s really what we all want in a porn-princess isn’t it? That meltdown video is yesterday’s lettuce; it’s old news and I just love her.”

“I was really impressed at how professional it was on the set of Not the Bradys XXX and I really enjoyed shooting the movie because Will Ryder is an excellent director and he takes time with the actors to get it right,” Mayes offered.

“It was great having Tanner on our set for a few days,” added co-producer Scott David of X-Play. “Look, we’re not selling Bibles here so we were willing to take a chance on her and I’m really glad we did.”

A leading contender for Best New Starlet award consideration this year, Tanner Mayes appreciates her new place in porn where things are a bit more clear and a little less dramatic. “I’ve learned a lot being in this business for a year now and I just want to do good work and enjoy myself.”

Maybe the bad-girl tag is no longer appropriate for Tanner Mayes but those looking for one of the hottest young girls to ever spread-her-legs on-camera can book her through Adult Talent Managers.

Retailers looking to boost DVD sales are happy that a guaranteed blockbuster is coming soon to their store shelves.

Not the Bradys XXX Pussy Power! can be ordered wholesale now from David Diamond at LFP Video and will be in stores everywhere November 24th. Ask for it by name and if your favorite store doesn’t have it in stock, sing the Brady Bunch theme song to the manager and ask them to order more. Here’s the story…..

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Not Married with Children XXX Hits #1 on Sales Charts

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 9, 2009 - 02:21 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Not Married with Children XXX might be the funniest porn movie of the year and fans are picking it up in big numbers as the Will Ryder directed sex comedy has reached #1 on the Adult DVD Empire sales charts.

“Wow it’s great to see that fans are picking this movie up because without a doubt it’s our best ever and funny as hell plus they do a really great job at Adult DVD Empire selling and informing the fans,” Ryder said from his bustling sitcums.com Hollywood office.

Loaded with laughs and great sex, NightMoves Magazine calls the movie “the funniest and best of all the TV parody films.”

Fleshbot.com chimes in with high praise of the Bundy family spoof stating, “”Not Married with Children XXX” is a great porn parody. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of “Not Married with Children XXX” I would watch it.”

The X-rated version reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.

Destined to be a leading favorite for numerous year-end awards including Best Comedy, the lovable sitcum follows in the footsteps of other blockbuster hits such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the 2009 AVN winner for Best Sex Comedy- Not Bewitched XXX.

“What I like is that many of the scenes fit the feel of the original show. That makes for a great parody,” wrote Rogreviews.com in their review.

“It only seems fitting that Will Ryder and Scott David would work their magic and turn Married with Children into the x-rated sitcum it wanted to be”, stated Georga of Adult Movie Today.net “Will Ryder has produced another sitcum hit!”

Gram Ponante adds, “We are finally in a time when we can confidently say that there are good porn parodies and bad ones. And “Not Married with Children XXX” is a great porn parody. “ Not Married with Children XXX” is just about the perfect porn parody.”

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss.

“We’re having a lot of fun and if people want to pick up the movie they can check out their local store or visit Adult DVD Empire.com and purchase the #1 movie,” Ryder said. www.adultdvdempire.com/1487942/not-married-with-children-xxx-porn-movies.html

“Number one is a good place to be and this movie is really fun to watch,” stated Hustler’s head of sales David Diamond.

Pick up America’s #1 raunchy porn comedy Not Married with Children XXX available from X-Play/LFP Video.

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Not Monday Night Football XXX in Stores September 9th

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 1, 2009 - 09:17 UTC - 1 Comment

Are you ready for some football? That’s what the producers at X-Play are asking as they deliver the ultimate sports ‘n porn movie Not Monday Night Football XXX distributed by LFP and arriving in stores on DVD September 9th.

The hilarious movie combines the great American tradition of watching the nationally televised football game on Monday nights with 17 naked girls having sex in an homage to sports figures past and present. With characters like Howard Cosell, John Madden, OJ Simpson and Bill Cosby coming to life in a way only director Will Ryder can create, Not Monday Night Football XXX is everything the pro football and porn lover could want in one juicy package and will fly off store shelves when the referee blows his whistle.

“I love watching football in the fall especially when the leaves crackle under your feet and the skies turn gray and I truly enjoy beautiful women all year around so we thought this would be the perfect opportunity to combine the two into one tasty sandwich that fans will enjoy,” Ryder said from his offices high above Hollywood & Vine.

Ryder and his www.sitcums.com crew have been on a roll with a string of blockbuster hits including the just released Not Married with Children XXX and the upcoming epic comedy Flight Attendants. The 2009 XBiz Director of the Year also just wrapped production on a new episode of the Brady Bunch spoof Not the Bradys XXX.

“It’s been a really busy summer but Monday Night Football has such a storied tradition through the decades that we wanted to have fun with it so we created a fast-paced hilarious parody that is heavy on the laughs and deep on the sex just in time for football season and beyond,” he offered.

With seventeen girls having sex including four dirty group sex scenes, Not Monday Night Football XXX takes you into the famous broadcast booth, down to the sidelines, out to the parking lot with tailgating fans BBQ-ing on the grill and deep inside the locker room for an action packed adventure.

Starring former Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani, Not Monday Night Football XXX is a porn-lovers dream with Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Laci Laine and Sophie Dee.

A few of the guys that round out the cast with stellar performances are Evan Stone as quarterback legend Manhattan Joe, Thomas Ward as Cosby, Billy Goodrich as the boisterous John Madden and Rick Madrid as a perfect impersonation of the late, great Howard Cosell.

“You can’t do a spoof of Monday Night Football without having Howard Cosell because that would be un-American,” Ryder stated. The recently retired John Madden is also spoofed with his signature bombastic vocal delivery and Not the Cosbys XXX celebrity impersonator Thomas Ward joins the broadcast team as Bill Cosby for an interview before his crazy girlfriend beats him up in the broadcast booth.

The producers feel the need to point out that ABC Sports, ESPN, John Madden, Bill Cosby and the estate of Howard Cosell had nothing to do with the production of this movie and in no way authorizes or sponsors the production.

From the creators of Not the Bradys XXX comes Not Monday Night Football XXX- the ultimate sports ‘n porn adventure and a must-see movie for those that love sports, comedy and great sex performed by gorgeous women.

Not Monday Night Football XXX will be in stores everywhere just in time for football season. Ask your favorite store to order it now from LFP. This movie will liven up your halftimes and your sex life for years to come plus your girlfriend or wife will be happy to watch this porno with you.