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Adam & Eve Honors Flight Attendants with Love Doll and Catalog Cover

Features, News - by ThePornoReporter - November 17, 2009 - 18:16 UTC - Be first to Comment!

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Not the Cosbys XXX Wins Zero Awards at Urban X Show

News - by ThePornoReporter - July 29, 2009 - 16:13 UTC - Be first to Comment!

The Huxtables really must be white because they were shut out of the victory circle during the 2nd annual Urban X Awards which took place Sunday night at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood.

The promising award show which honors ethnic stars and movies in the Black, Asian and Latin genres was abuzz with fun-loving activity all night long but X-Play’s Not the Cosbys XXX received zero trophies which prompted plans for more black and interracial sex comedies from the movie’s director Will Ryder who has created some of porn’s biggest blockbusting titles such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, the upcoming Not Married with Children XXX and just in time for football season Not Monday Night Football XXX.

“I’m not surprised that we didn’t hear our name called from the stage because I don’t think we were nominated for anything,” Ryder said after being asked if he or the movie’s cast members were hurt by the cold shoulder their movie received from the Urban X organizers.  “It would have been a wonderful surprise and total honor if we had won something without being nominated,” he said.

Many are calling Not the Cosbys XXX the greatest porn-parody of all time and possibly the most expensive interracial sex movie ever created but many of the movie’s black actors spotted in attendance at the Boulevard 3 Nightclub partying the night away didn’t seem to notice that their blockbusting parody was left off the dance card line-up.

“I’m having a really great time tonight,” stated the gorgeous Misty Stone who plays Denise Huxtable in the Cosby Show spoof.  “Did we win?”

Melody Nakai who plays Vanessa Huxtable seemed a little surprised by the snub but never stopped smiling all night long and remarked, “This is a really fun night and I’m just soaking it all in but I’m pretty sure I saw Theo and Cockroach up on stage accepting an award for something,” she said.

Not the Cosbys XXX feels like a lost episode of the famous television show with college on the horizon and her cute girlfriends addicted to boys, Denise is on a mission to lose her virginity as hilarious situations give way to an explosion of non-stop hardcore sex as Cliff & Claire attempt to maintain control of Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy & Cockroach.

The movie is NOT endorsed or sponsored by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby but some of the factory workers who make Puddin’ Pops really seem to like it.

The double disc collector’s DVD set is available in stores and has already sold out of the second pressing.  With 10 hours of total footage and 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers, the movie stars a fantastic interracial cast (that means black, Asian and white- hint lol) including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

“There’s a lot of black folks in that cast,” Ryder joked.  “I would have thought we might get nominated for something maybe best furniture or most well-behaved family whose father is a doctor, but I know we’re all a little disappointed that we didn’t received an Urban X Award this year but I think we’ll get ‘em next year with Not Sanford & Son XXX or Not Good Times XXX.

If you’re looking for one of the most entertaining porn movies ever made check out Not the Cosbys XXX in stores now from X-Play/LFP Video.  A G-rated safe to play in the office movie trailer has already received over 235,000 views and is available to check out here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Pick up two copies of Not the Cosbys XXX today because it really makes a wonderful gift and black is beautiful baby even though there are plenty of white folks in the movie too.

Visit www.sitcums.com for the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

Arrest of Hollywood Actress Gives Three’s Company Porno a Boost in Sales

News - by ThePornoReporter - July 7, 2009 - 01:33 UTC - Be first to Comment!

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boxcover_reduced_for_internetYou know the end of the world might be near when a famous Hollywood actress gives a porn movie a boost in sales but that’s exactly what might be occurring following the July 4th drunk driving arrest of television’s Three’s Company star Joyce DeWitt in Los Angeles.

The beloved actress who plays Janet along with her apartment mates Jack and Chrissy are the subjects of X-Play’s hilarious blockbuster porn parody Not Three’s Company XXX which hit #1 on numerous sales charts recently. The alleged July 4th arrest of DeWitt for drunk driving as first reported by television news magazine TMZ would seem likely to cast a dark shadow on the porn version of the popular sitcom but instead has helped boost sales prompting the movie’s distributor LFP Video (Larry Flynt Publications) to order a new batch of DVDs.

“I’m not sure what just took place but by the end of the day today we were asked to start another replication run which means we’re completely sold out,” stated Jeff Mullen, president of X-Play.

The adult movie feels like a lost episode of the TV show when Jack loses his restaurant job the kids can’t afford rent so Chrissy picks up a night job leading Janet, Jack & the Ropers to think she’s become a hooker. Crazy, hilarious & dirty situations result in non-stop sex as gorgeous boobs, booty & plenty of private parts abound in this hardcore spoof of the classic ‘70s TV show. If you haven’t seen the cute PG movie trailer check it out here for free www.threescompanyxxx.com

“I feel sorry for Joyce DeWitt because I think she’s a wonderful lady and we all loved her as Janet in Three’s Company but it’s not a good idea to drink and drive,” said the movie’s award-winning director Will Ryder.

Controversial adult actress Penny Flame wonderfully plays Janet in the porn spoof and could not be reached for comment but prompted this comment from Ryder.

“I think Penny Flame did a wonderful job capturing the essence of Janet and her interaction with Brynn Tyler who plays Chrissy is just great and I’m sure that Ms. DeWitt would be thrilled with both performances if she were to pick up a copy of our movie. All of our sitcums including Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX and the upcoming Not Married with Children XXX are done in a good natured way and intended to entertain and put a smile on people’s faces and a bulge in their pants which this movie definitely does plus anybody wondering what Janet looks like having sex can find out in a hurry.”

Not Three’s Company XXX stars Brynn Tyler, Penny Flame, Van Damage, Jenny Hendrix, Madison Scott, Sienna West, Nina Hartley, Roxy Jezel, Allyssa Hall, Cynthia Damage, James Bartholet, Eric Swiss, Scott Lyons, Tommy Gunn, Dino Bravo and the legend Ron Jeremy.

Check out the movie trailer at www.threescompanyxxx.com and all the funny X-Play movies at www.sitcums.com

The DVD is available in stores and will soon be available via video on demand from AEBN.

Not the Cosbys XXX Climbs Towards #1; Grabs Early Critical Acclaim as Best Comedy

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 29, 2009 - 13:21 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Looking every bit as good as the popular television show that was a staple of Must-See TV back in the 1980s on NBC’s beloved Thursday night line-up, Not the Cosbys XXX is closing in on the #1 spot on national sales charts everywhere and might just be the best porn parody comedy ever made.Directed by Will Ryder of Not the Bradys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not Bewitched XXX fame, Not the Cosbys XXX is streaking towards the number one position on multiple DVD sales charts including the highly respected Adult Video News trade magazine where it is currently up to number five.

“If you are a fan of this genre, then Cosbys is a must-see. If you aren’t a fan you might become one after this. Not the Cosbys XXX is Must-See Stroke-TV,” stated Roger Pipe in his review on www.rogreviews.com where he gave the movie his coveted Rog Pick designation.

Xcritic’s Don Houston said on www.xcritic.com ”Not the Cosbys XXX once again hit the high mark as the best sitcum (situation porn parody) to date, elevating the standard for the rest of the pack yet again. The levels of interracial fuck for the buck, the acting, and the entertainment value taken as a whole was so solid that it reminds me of what porn could be. No wonder why the production team is hailed as the saviors of modern porn.”

“That pretty much sums up the comments we’ve been getting from fans and critics alike,” stated Will Ryder who along with co-producing partner Scott David just completed Flight Attendants for their powerhouse label X-Play.

Adult DVD Empire also loves Not the Cosbys XXX and says, “The creators of Not The Bradys XXX are back and taking TV to the next level with this over-the-top spoof of one of the most watched shows in history! Grab a puddin’ pop and watch Porn’s version of the Huxtables go WILD!”

“If you love beautiful girls, interracial sex and Nick-at-Nite you’ll love this movie,” Ryder said from his bustling office high above Hollywood & Vine and mere feet from the famed sidewalk star of the late great Michael Jackson on Vine Street.

“We dedicate this movie to the incredible memory of Michael Jackson and his great music,” Ryder said. “I live directly across the street from the house they used at the end of his Thriller video where the monsters come crashing through the walls so we just want to make people happy especially during this sad time. I just think this is by far our best movie on every level but if you want to be sure and compare it with our other movies you can pick up the DVDs in stores or watch them exclusively online at AEBN.”

This wonderful spoof feels just like an episode of the classic hit show. Denise is feeling the everyday pressures from her cute and sex-crazed teenage girl friends to have sex and lose her virginity. With college on the horizon, she tries to figure out what to do as Cliff and Claire attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex-a-thon.

Xcritic’s Don Houston continued his praise stating, “Technically, this was the most polished production by the team to date, the writing suiting me as a solid homage to the original series rather than an exploitive goof as porn is usually known for with the movie earning a rating of Xcritic Pick from me. Not The Cosbys XXX is now the movie to beat come awards time.”

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including upstart Misty Stone in an award-worthy performance of Denise prompting Roger Pipe to write, “If this girl isn’t up for some awards at the end of the year then there is a problem.”

Rounding out the stellar cast is Monica Foster as Claire, Melody Nakai as Vanessa, Nina Devon as Rudy, Cassidy Clay as Sondra along with Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight plays Theo, Tee Reel as Cockroach, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and comedian Thomas Ward who hits a home-run with a perfect impersonation of Cliff Huxtable that is certain to put trophies in his hand come awards season.

The G-rated movie trailer is getting heavy play on YouTube with over 221,000 views already. Check it out to see what all the excitement is about and then head to your favorite video store and pick up a copy. If they are sold out tell them to reorder it but you can also purchase it on the internet from many fine online stores everywhere such as TLARaw.com and Adult DVD Empire.

“I want to be really clear that just because the movie is really good and looks like the TV show, this porn spoof was not made or sanctioned by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby. They had nothing to do with the production,” Ryder concluded.

Pick up two copies of Not the Cosbys XXX today as it makes a wonderful gift.

Visit www.sitcums.com for the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

Will Ryder, Cast & Crew Wrap ‘Flight Attendants’ for X-Play/Adam & Eve Pictures

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 27, 2009 - 02:24 UTC - Be first to Comment!

In what has become the most elaborate production in X-Play‘s history, director Will Ryder has wrapped nine days of shooting Flight Attendants starring a spectacular cast of today’s biggest adult movie stars. The sex-comedy will be released later this summer via Adam & Eve Pictures and already promises to be one of the most intriguing blockbusters of the year.

“If it’s not a smash hit we’re completely fucked,” joked Ryder as he finished the final shooting days on board a jumbo jet interior wrapping the final morning at the all too familiar five AM hour.

Best known for creating top selling porn parodies Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the recently released Cosby Show parody Not the Cosbys XXX, Flight Attendants is a big step outside of the X-Play batter’s box in that it is an original comedy rather than a spoof of a popular television show.

“We were destined to do something original, something totally funny and pack it with the sexiest girls we could find even if they were contract stars from other companies,” stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play. “This movie is definitely a big gamble on our part but if you saw what I witnessed on set when we were shooting you would agree that it’s going to be a home run and definitely one of the best pictures of the year.”

The cast assembled is one of the greatest in the history of the modern porn era and features Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Shyla Stylez, Sunny Lane, Misty Stone, Eva Angelina, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Brooke Belle, Cali Couture, Farrah, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Ron Jeremy, Eric Swiss, Dino Bravo, Eric John, Barry Scott, Brad Hardy, Scott Lyons, Billy Glide and Thomas Hope of Not the Cosbys XXX fame who plays an air traffic controller that has pilots confusing his voice with that of Bill Cosby.

Kayden Kross appears courtesy of Adam & Eve Pictures and Teagan Presley and Eva Angelina appear through special association with Skinworxxx.

“It’s the funniest movie we’ve ever executed by far and the actors pulled it off wonderfully and were totally dedicated to the project. In the movie we poke fun at just about every ethnic group including white people because nothing is off limits in Flight Attendants but we do it all in a very good natured way well at least I think we did it in a good natured way,” Ryder said with soulful concern. “But fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke,” he said as he burst out with laughter that almost knocked a cute young porn starlet off his lap.

The extreme physical and logistical challenges that stood in the way of completing Flight Attendants were ramped up several degrees when multiple shooting days went past 19 hours leaving little time for sleep or recovery.

“We probably pushed the cast and crew well beyond what could be considered reasonable hours from a physical standpoint as nobody should be subjected to four consecutive 19 hour plus days which we hit during one stretch but we were on a mission to make this the best project of the year and I’m happy to say that the actors bought into our philosophy of creating a great movie one hundred percent and did a wonderful job. I would also add that other than a few hundred instances of meltdowns, total anarchy, rebellion and abandonment of the set, we made it through quite swimmingly,” Ryder rejoiced.

A new Flight Attendants website will go live in a couple of weeks but fans interested in seeing photos from the movie can check out a gallery from AVN www.avn.com/galleries/3564/

Check out the entire award-winning lineup of X-Play sitcums at www.sitcums.com and pick up a copy of America’s #1 selling interracial sex comedy Not the Cosbys XXX in stores now. Flight Attendants will be in stores later this summer.

TPR Behind the Scenes: FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 24, 2009 - 18:28 UTC - Be first to Comment!

TPR just got back from a few hours on the set of X-Play’s “Flight Attendants” directed by Will Ryder (“Not the Cosby Show XXX“, “Not the Brady Bunch XXX“) and has some of the first looks at what appears to be the next big hit from X-Play and Adam and Eve Pictures.  The all-star feature is a break from the television parody porn that director Ryder has made his reputation on.  Starring the likes of Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Shyla Styles, Misty Stone, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Lexi Love, Kacey Jordan, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Cali Couture, Farrah, Brooke Belle, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Dino Bravo, Eric John, Eric Swiss, Thomas Ward, Brad Hardy, Scott Lyons and cameos from too many to mention, the plot of the movie concerns the underdog airline TransCon Air taking on their high end competitors Global Air and all the sexy shenanigans one can only imagine goes on in the cockpits between the studly pilots and smoking hot stewardesses.  Yes, it sounds like the typical “snobs vs. the slobs” plotline from every 1980′s era sex comedy, but come on: it’s porn, do we need any more plot than that?

We visited the set on day 5 of 8 (although the rumor mill hints that shooting is behind schedule and may necessitate additional shooting days).  In exchange for getting to visit the set, we and other adult media outlets were invited down to be unpaid extras to appear in the background of scenes.  Lest the reader worry that their Onanistic viewing of the movie be marred in any way by the appearance of anyone from The Porno Reporter, rest assured that our acting skills were never called upon to interrupt your viewing pleasure.

The set for today’s filming was an incredible studio that featured a very authentic-looking cabin from a commercial airliner and a believable mock up of an airport lounge and ticketing counter.  Prior to serving as a backdrop for today’s shoot, Hollywood features such as “Iron Man” and Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” and TVs “LOST” shot on these very same sets.  Ryder’s attention to detail carries over to costuming as the cast wears some authentic looking wardrobe.  Clearly expense has not been spared.  Combined with the aforementioned schedule overruns, X-Play is really digging deep in their “Not the [Insert Classic Television Show Title] XXX” treasure chest for this one.

The shoot appears to be testing the endurance of cast and crew as many of the lovely actresses seem tired.  Even the ever spunky Sunny Lane seems to be tapping into the reserves of her never-ending supply of energy.  Despite the long hours, the crew continues to look incredible.  In person, Michelle Maylene is even more stunning than her pictures, if it is even possible.  I had met Teagan Presley before at various adult industry functions, where the pressures of shooting and performing were gone and replaced by the excitement of partying, drinking and looking stunning; she always came across very nicely, but I figured the true test would be on the set.  My doubts were put to rest as Teagan was even more pleasant and gracious to be around.  Shyla Styles, who I had never had the pleasure of meeting prior to this, was so nice that she approached a number of us during a break in filming and asked us if she would like her to pick us up something to eat, as she was going on a food run.  My filthy mind immediately thought of something, but the more sensible inner voice interceded and let it go.

No set visit is ever complete without the appearance of Ron Jeremy.  The Hedgehog wasn’t mentioned in the press invite as being part of the cast, but there must be an official mandate somewhere that says that no one is ever allowed to shoot an adult movie without Ronnie in attendance.  But Hedgehogs are like Groundhogs in that they don’t seem to stick around very long.  Ron was soon on his way out the door, but not before saying his farewells to Misty Stone by nibbling on her lovely dark (and perky) nipples.  We would be long gone by then, but Ron was set to return to the set later that evening to film a cameo.  No word on who or what he was playing but as he left the building we overheard him talking about having to run home to look and see if he could find his Yarmulke.

Despite the pressures of directing, producing and filming, wünderkind director Will Ryder (a.k.a. Jeff Mullen, publicist extraordinaire) seemed to be holding things together nicely (he only had to pull out his bullhorn once every minute or so).  Even though I tried to keep a low profile on set so as to not get in the way of things, Ryder, being the considerate gentleman that he is, stopped to say hello, shake hands and thank me for coming down to the set.  But then, back to work; no time to waste.

So will “Flight Attendants” end up being more “AIRPLANE!” than “Airport“?  Will this flight be delayed at the gate?  It’s too early to say, but given X-Play’s record for turning out high quality smut without cutting corners in the past, one thing is for certain: the final product will be a lot more watchable than most in-flight movies.

Emotional Fan Pleads on YouTube to Boycott Cosby Show Porno Spoof

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 8, 2009 - 12:49 UTC - Be first to Comment!

An emotional fan named Siggas is using YouTube to get his message out to the masses that the release of Not the Cosbys XXX should be avoided at all costs.The seven minute clip can be seen at www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-wIT02d-4 and is heartfelt yet quite funny as it features the twenty-something man declaring his thoughts about the porn spoof of the famous Cosby Show which was just released on DVD by X-Play/LFP Video.

“If they don’t respect Bill Cosby they don’t respect nobody,” he is heard preaching. “I don’t wanna see that porno….well at least some parts I don’t want to see,” he tells the audience as he gazes into the camera delivering a spiritual speech that is equal parts comedian and equal parts preacher.

“Let me tell you as soon as this comes out, I’ll be the first one to watch it,” he is later heard saying as he vacillates between his incredulous feelings and his desire to watch the movie.

“I might even have a porno Huxtable party and invite all my friends over to watch this great porno but it’s still wrong,” he proclaims.

Created by the same guys that made the Brady Bunch porno Not the Bradys XXX, the award-winning best sex comedy Not Bewitched XXX and Not Three’s Company XXX, this fantastic spoof feels just like an episode of the classic ‘80s TV show as Denise is feeling the everyday pressures to lose her virginity as her cute girl friends become addicted to sex. With college on the horizon, Cliff and Claire have their hands full as they attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex comedy. G-rated trailer is available here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Directed by the 2009 XBiz Director of the Year Will Ryder, Not the Cosbys XXX is a parody of the famous television series the Cosby Show but no matter how good it is, it should not be confused with the original TV show because it is not endorsed by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby.

By using YouTube, Siggas continues to rant poetic against the movie and even includes a segment on what it would be like to watch the king of Jell-O Pudding himself have an orgasm. The imitation is quite hilarious and worth the watch and has stuck in the minds of a number of posters leaving comments.

At one point Siggas makes a personal plea to the director and producers by saying, “Why? This is going to be horrible this is going to be a travesty really. You don’t care do you? You don’t care about America do you? I don’t care about America but don’t do it to Bill the man is seventy four,” he passionately yet humorously pleads.

“I would suspect that Siggas was one of the first people to pick up the DVD last week when it came out and if he hasn’t, I would be happy to send him an autographed copy,” offered Will Ryder. “This is a wonderful movie that is fun for the entire family, if of course your family is over the age of eighteen.”

Adult movie critic Don Houston writes in his brand new review on XCritic.com “Not The Cosbys XXX is now the movie to beat come awards time. (It’s) no wonder why the production team is hailed as the saviors of modern porn.”

Actor/comedian Thomas Ward is brilliant in the role of Cliff and cements the hilarious porno as Must-See TV. “Everybody that has seen it so far loves it,” Ward said.

“It’s the type of movie that you can watch with your girlfriend or wife and then get her to try some of the fun stuff out because it is not an offensive or dirty movie,” stated Ward who has been doing numerous interviews but is available for more.

“If you don’t believe Thomas Ward check out the official website at www.sitcums.com or the G-rated version on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE Ryder concluded.

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

If your favorite store is sold out, ask them to stock up on Not the Cosbys XXX today.

Must-See TV; Not the Cosbys XXX in Stores

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 3, 2009 - 21:00 UTC - Be first to Comment!

final_dvd_box_front_10_hours_reduced_sizeMust-see TV takes on a whole new meaning in this hilarious spoof of a classic television show as America’s favorite black family of the 1980s finally makes it to DVD today with the release of Not the Cosbys XXX

The long wait is over as this brand new interracial sex comedy comes packed with hilarious memories, enough laughs and dirty sex to last a lifetime. Created by the same zany guys that brought the world the popular Brady Bunch porno Not the Bradys XXX, America now gets a chance to see the Huxtables up close and very personal.

This wonderful spoof feels just like an episode of the classic hit show. Denise is feeling the everyday pressures to have sex and lose her virginity from her cute and sex-crazed teenage friends. With college on the horizon, she tries to figure out what to do as Cliff and Claire attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex-a-thon. 

Directed by the 2009 XBiz Director of the Year Will Ryder, Not the Cosbys XXX is a parody of the famous television series the Cosby Show but should not be confused with the original TV show because it is not endorsed by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby. 

“We’ve had hundreds of thousands of views of the G-rated movie trailer on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE with people thinking our guy looks exactly like Cosby. The trailer is amazing plus totally safe to play in the office,” Ryder said from his Hollywood offices. 

Television porn is hot these days and nothing has been hotter than X-Play and their sitcums.com factory which has once again teamed up with Hustler to lampoon one of America’s iconic shows. 

“Although this is a really amazing sex parody, we didn’t make a mockery of the original show or put it down. We created a fun, lively story and loaded it with great sex. This is not just for the porn-lover but also for the classic TV lover as well,” Ryder concluded. 

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

“It’s like if Nick at Nite went porno,” said Thomas Ward who plays a remarkable version of Cliff.

If your favorite store is sold out, ask them to stock up on Not the Cosbys XXX today.

Standup Comic Nails Cliff Huxtable in Not the Cosbys XXX

News - by ThePornoReporter - May 28, 2009 - 04:38 UTC - Be first to Comment!

A fixture at Sunset Boulevard’s Comedy Store in Hollywood, comedian Thomas Ward is already bursting into the national spotlight with his portrayal of Cliff Huxtable in the soon to be released porn movie Not the Cosbys XXX.

Directed by Will Ryder, the interracial sex comedy is a hot topic on entertainment and news blog sites and is poised to eclipse the sales of porn’s biggest parody movie Not the Bradys XXX when the DVD hits stores next week. All of this is a little bit shocking to a guy who seemed content to quietly write movie scripts and hone his skills as a comedian.

“I didn’t ask for all of this,” Ward said during an interview at a popular eatery on Melrose Avenue. “When I first found out that they were making a porn spoof of the Cosby Show I was like that’s totally crazy,” he said. “But a friend of mine convinced me I should audition and when I got the role I had an entirely new appreciation of porn.”

Ryder said of his star, “Everybody’s asking how we found this guy. I mean his impersonation is so incredible that this just might be the greatest porn parody ever.” X-Play and their DVD distribution partner LFP Video is preparing for record-breaking opening sales numbers and if you look at YouTube as a prognosticator of future sales, 200,000 views in just a few weeks bodes well for how this adult movie will perform.

Not the Cosby Show XXX trailer

Ward was a comedian in his hometown Detroit when he decided to make his fame and fortune in Hollywood. His improve group The OTHA LEVEL made a really big initial splash on a number of TV shows which resulted in a production deal with Will Smith’s Overbrook Entertainment but soon that fell flat.

“We were killin’ it and things looked great but as many Hollywood stories go, reality often bites you in the ass,” Ward lamented. Sidetracked but not defeated, Ward continued to perform with his cast-mates and seriously worked at perfecting his comedic craft by hitting the road and appearing on TV shows like the Def Comedy Jam.

Currently writing and working his standup routine Ward has found time to become a filmmaker albeit not of the porn variety. “Ironically, the first script that I wrote in early 2000 is about a guy trying to get into porn,” he said with his contagious laugh. It’s about this dude who is a classically trained actor just fucking around making some big mistakes and gets hooked up with a girl who really makes things happen. Now I find myself in a big porno just like dude so be careful what you ask for because you might just get it,” he joked.

Joking is a way of life for Ward and enjoying the LA lifestyle and all the beautiful women in the city is something this thirty-something appreciates. “I love the girls with the big butts like Flower Tucci and the Milfs. I’m a milf-lover. If she’s got a big fat juicy ass, I’ve probably dug her before. I dig Alexis Texas and some of those hot girls.”

Ward started watching porn in the old days and the first chick he remembers jerking off to was from Flesh Dance with John Leslie, Ron Jeremy and Rachel Ashley in 1983. “That was some good stuff back then,” he reminisced.

Little did he predict that he would be presenting an award at one of the industry’s biggest porn movie award shows when he took the stage with Sunny Lane at the recent XRCO Awards in Hollywood. “That was so cool being in front of all of those porn people and watching them do their thing. I really had a great time,” he said.

With Not the Cosbys XXX hitting stores in a week, Ward has never met Bill Cosby but has serious respect for the legend. “He’s done his thing for decades and he stays up on stage for hours and that really takes stamina. He is an icon but I never really watched the Cosby Show growing up but I think shows like 227 were more like the type of family I knew. Everybody was just working hard to survive but I respect what the Cosby TV show stood for,” he concluded.

Thomas Ward is amused by the wide range of comments that Not the Cosbys XXX are generating coast-to-coast. “This is not the end-all be-all, it’s just a very funny porno with hot girls and we don’t mean to hurt anybody’s feelings. I really think you will enjoy this movie.”

Check out Thomas Ward as Cliff and the entire family in this G-rated YouTube trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

In what many are predicting will become the biggest interracial adult movie ever, the comedy stars a fantastic cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

“This was just like making a TV show,” he sighed.

Not the Cosbys XXX will come in a special 2-disc collector’s edition and contain 10 hours of footage including 10 behind-the-scenes sections, cast commentary and 3 bonus sex scenes from other X-Play hit comedies. You’ve heard of must-see TV? Well this is must-see porn and Thomas Ward is funny as hell and somebody to check out.

Ask your favorite store to stock up on Not the Cosbys XXX. In stores June 2nd.

Porn Movie Coincides with Cosby Show 25th Anniversary Celebration

News - by ThePornoReporter - May 20, 2009 - 03:43 UTC - Be first to Comment!

final_dvd_box_front_10_hours_reduced_sizeWhen adult movie producer Jeff Mullen was asked if he planned the DVD release of X-Play’s Not the Cosbys XXX to coincide with the actual 25th anniversary celebration of the Cosby Show TV series he just smiled and said “no comment”.

But in a stroke of perfect timing, much of the original cast of the epic NBC Television show was reunited this morning on the Today Show and interviewed by Matt Lauer in living color. Bill Cosby held court in front of a national television audience and reminisced about his role as Cliff Huxtable along with Phylicia Rashad, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Raven Symone, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Geoffrey Owens, and Earl Hyman that brought back vivid memories of the 1980s.

And the 1980s are exactly what director Will Ryder had in mind when he created what many are predicting will become the most successful interracial sex movie ever.

“It was great to see the Cosby cast talking about their glorious television days because that wonderful TV show meant so much to so many people. Ryder said. “The show was magical because it helped white people see black people in an entirely different light.” Now the porn version is coming out and thousands of Americans will see blacks and whites enjoying each other’s company completely naked with the lights on.”

“I want to make it clear that our porn parody is not from the makers of the Cosby Show, NBC or Carsey Werner Productions. I know it looks really amazing but they had nothing to do with our version. This is a parody! A damn good one but you can see what all the excitement is about by checking out the YouTube movie clip,” Ryder proclaimed.

Almost 200,000 views have been witnessed already on YouTube prompting an ongoing debate about the merits of this sex comedy. Check out the G-rated movie trailer now at www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE as it is TV-friendly and safe to watch in the office.

The interracial sex comedy stars a fantastic cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

Not the Cosbys XXX will come in a special 2-disc collector’s edition and contain 10 hours of footage including 10 behind-the-scenes sections, cast commentary and 3 bonus sex scenes from other X-Play hit comedies. You’ve heard of must-see TV? Well this is must-see porn.

Not the Cosbys XXX is being distributed by LFP Video and will be in stores everywhere in early June. Ask your favorite store to stock up on what is sure to become the #1 porn movie in America.