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Galaxy Publicity Clients Signing At “I Love Vagina” Booth at AVN/AEE

News - by ThePornoReporter - January 7, 2010 - 05:13 UTC - Be first to Comment!

The stars of Galaxy Publicity will be shining bright in Las Vegas as they descend upon the desert oasis for the 2010 Adult Entertainment Expo (AEE) and the AVN Awards. Galaxy Publicity will be at the I Love Vagina Booth 40 45 smack dab in the middle of the expo in the Convention Center, just across from the Hot Movies booth.  I Love Vagina is one of the top accessories and clothing companies for the adult and mainstream world. The booth this year will also include an attendee favorite the “I Love Vagina Confessional Booth”, where you can record your own naughty and sexy confessions on tape.

Those signing at the Galaxy Publicity / I Love Vagina booth include: AVN Nominees Angelina Valentine, Hunter Bryce, James Bartholet, Mya Nicole, and Thomas Ward. Also in attendance signing will be the beautiful and sexy clients Eva Ellington, Laurie Vargas, Tessa Taylor, Cherry Ferretti, Shay Lynn, and a few surprise special guest appearances.

Other Galaxy Publicity clients that are signing at AVN, but at other booths include AVN Nominee Alexander Devoe at the Jules Jordan Booth, AVN Nominee Sophie Dee at the Evil Angel Booth, AVN Nominee Nyomi Banxxx at the Jules Jordan Booth, AVN Nominee Misty Stone at the Elegant Angel Booth, Scott Slagerman and Simply Blown Glassware at the Simply Blown Booth, AVN Nominee Faye Regan and Georgia Jones at the Sweetheart Films Booth, and  AVN Nominee Yurizan Beltran at her own booth.

The 2010 AEE Expo will be held at the Sands Expo Center in Las Vegas, NV from January 7th-10th. Fans and attendees can find more information by going to fan.adultentertainmentexpo.com

The much-anticipated AVN Awards will be taking place during the Expo at the Pearl Theater at The Palms Casino on January 9th.

Battle Royal? Not Married with Children XXX vs Not the Cosbys XXX as Best Parody

News - by ThePornoReporter - December 17, 2009 - 17:13 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Many are saying that Not Married with Children XXX is the best porn parody of the year and with the recent explosion of adult movie spoofs, AVN has added a Best Parody category to their upcoming awards ceremony in Las Vegas. However others say that Not the Cosbys XXX might be the best parody which is causing headaches and a sense of concern for the hit-makers at X-Play which created both movies.

Why the concern? Not Married with Children XXX is a favorite to win because the movie is “just like the famous Fox Television show of the 1980s and early 90s” and features spot-on performances by Eric Swiss as Al Bundy earning a Best Actor nomination, Kagney Linn Karter for Best Supporting Actress as the slutty Kelly Bundy and Brittany O’Connell Best Supporting Actress for her hilarious role as Peg Bundy.

However, Not the Cosbys XXX is also “so spot-on perfect” with Thomas Ward playing Cliff Huxtable in what many are saying is the greatest non-sex performance ever in the history of adult cinema. His performance is so uncanny that many think they are watching sir Bill Cosby himself and when you throw in the Female Performer of the Year nominee Misty Stone as Denise Huxtable and some of the greatest family situations ever you begin to have a battle royal brewing.

Gram Ponante writes in his movie review, “Not Married with Children XXX features a script that is just as good (or bad) as the original. If Fox picked up 22 episodes of Not Married with Children XXX, I would watch it.”

Movie reviewer Don Houston first wrote glowingly about Not the Cosbys XXX on Xcritic.com, “It’s the high mark as the best sitcum (situation porn parody) to date, elevating the standard for the rest of the pack yet again.” His words came before he would get a chance to watch Not Married with Children XXX which came out two months later.

Hence the headaches felt by producers Scott David & Jeff Mullen who worry that the awards voters might split their votes hurting their chances to win.

“Look, Not the Cosbys XXX is our black Brady Bunch because it is so wholesome, pure and good until they take their pants off. Not Married with Children XXX is America’s number one raunchy comedy for good reason because they are completely dysfunctional until they take their pants off,” joked director Will Ryder.

“We can’t worry about splitting votes because that will drive us insane but we’re proud of both movies and I think either one of them can win,” stated co-producer Scott David who knows that winning won’t be easy.

Both movies will be broadcast on Playboy TV in the upcoming year.

Georga at Adult Movies Today.net thinks that the X-Play sitcums are a huge cut above all other competitor parodies writing, “You also start to wonder why Will Ryder never became a mainstream director for television.”

Rogreviews.com writes, “The X Play team still makes the best parodies on the market.”

Don Houston might tip the scales when all is said and done as he wrote, “there has been nothing released in the last year from competitors that beat this one.”

He was referring to Not Married with Children XXX.

Make up your own mind and check out the G-rated Not the Cosbys XXX trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Watch the PG-rated Not Married with Children XXX trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0

For all the hilarious X-Play movies including Best Sex Comedy nominee Flight Attendants check out www.sitcums.com

Thomas Ward Proves To Be A Very Versatile Talent

News - by ThePornoReporter - November 18, 2009 - 18:52 UTC - Be first to Comment!

thomasward_111809Thomas Ward is a gifted stand-up comedian and actor who started his career in Detroit in 1992. Ward moved to Los Angeles in 1994 to become a regular at The Comedy Store in 1996 and has made appearances on shows including HBO, BET, Fox Late Night and VH1.

Most recently Ward has added non-sex rolls in adult films to his resume. Ward has currently appeared in such blockbusters as “Not The Cosbys XXX” in the lead role of Cliff Huxtable, for Hustler and XPlay, “Not Monday Night Football,” for X Play, and “Flight Attendant” for XPlay and Adam & Eve.

Ward also completed a pilot show with adult legend Lexington Steele. “The Lexington Steele Show” which will feature a mix of mainstream and adult personalities, and be presented to a mainstream cable network.

“I had to go into porn to get my career going again,” Ward stated, “But you guys have been showing me above and beyond the love, respect and adoration that I thought I’d get. The adult industry crowd is a lot more fun than the mainstream industry and so are the people” added Ward.

Ward likes to perform in New York the best. “You can pay your rent in New York doing standup, but you can’t really do that out here in Los Angeles” laughed Ward.

Ward appeared on stage as a presenter at the XRCO Awards in Hollywood, to the delight of the crowd, in character impersonating the Bill Cosby character he portrayed in “Not The Cosbys XXX”. Ward was also featured on the July 2009 AVN magazine cover for their special issue on porn parodies.

In addition to a recurring role in skits on Fox’s “Talkshow with Spike Feresten,” Ward will be appearing in two mainstream movies: “Busted” with Ella Joyce and Clifton Powell, and “Hollywon’t” with Dee Wallace Stone, Eddie Griffin, David Faustino, and Fred “The Hammer” Williamson.

Ward is also writing several projects, and has video clips of his comedy performances, including his newest project; “The Black Man Show” currently running on You Tube. You can find Ward’s channel on You Tube by going to: www.youtube.com/user/thetward

Not Monday Night Football XXX in Stores September 9th

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 1, 2009 - 09:17 UTC - 1 Comment

Are you ready for some football? That’s what the producers at X-Play are asking as they deliver the ultimate sports ‘n porn movie Not Monday Night Football XXX distributed by LFP and arriving in stores on DVD September 9th.

The hilarious movie combines the great American tradition of watching the nationally televised football game on Monday nights with 17 naked girls having sex in an homage to sports figures past and present. With characters like Howard Cosell, John Madden, OJ Simpson and Bill Cosby coming to life in a way only director Will Ryder can create, Not Monday Night Football XXX is everything the pro football and porn lover could want in one juicy package and will fly off store shelves when the referee blows his whistle.

“I love watching football in the fall especially when the leaves crackle under your feet and the skies turn gray and I truly enjoy beautiful women all year around so we thought this would be the perfect opportunity to combine the two into one tasty sandwich that fans will enjoy,” Ryder said from his offices high above Hollywood & Vine.

Ryder and his www.sitcums.com crew have been on a roll with a string of blockbuster hits including the just released Not Married with Children XXX and the upcoming epic comedy Flight Attendants. The 2009 XBiz Director of the Year also just wrapped production on a new episode of the Brady Bunch spoof Not the Bradys XXX.

“It’s been a really busy summer but Monday Night Football has such a storied tradition through the decades that we wanted to have fun with it so we created a fast-paced hilarious parody that is heavy on the laughs and deep on the sex just in time for football season and beyond,” he offered.

With seventeen girls having sex including four dirty group sex scenes, Not Monday Night Football XXX takes you into the famous broadcast booth, down to the sidelines, out to the parking lot with tailgating fans BBQ-ing on the grill and deep inside the locker room for an action packed adventure.

Starring former Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani, Not Monday Night Football XXX is a porn-lovers dream with Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Laci Laine and Sophie Dee.

A few of the guys that round out the cast with stellar performances are Evan Stone as quarterback legend Manhattan Joe, Thomas Ward as Cosby, Billy Goodrich as the boisterous John Madden and Rick Madrid as a perfect impersonation of the late, great Howard Cosell.

“You can’t do a spoof of Monday Night Football without having Howard Cosell because that would be un-American,” Ryder stated. The recently retired John Madden is also spoofed with his signature bombastic vocal delivery and Not the Cosbys XXX celebrity impersonator Thomas Ward joins the broadcast team as Bill Cosby for an interview before his crazy girlfriend beats him up in the broadcast booth.

The producers feel the need to point out that ABC Sports, ESPN, John Madden, Bill Cosby and the estate of Howard Cosell had nothing to do with the production of this movie and in no way authorizes or sponsors the production.

From the creators of Not the Bradys XXX comes Not Monday Night Football XXX- the ultimate sports ‘n porn adventure and a must-see movie for those that love sports, comedy and great sex performed by gorgeous women.

Not Monday Night Football XXX will be in stores everywhere just in time for football season. Ask your favorite store to order it now from LFP. This movie will liven up your halftimes and your sex life for years to come plus your girlfriend or wife will be happy to watch this porno with you.

“Not Married with Children XXX” Brings TV’s Raunchiest Comedy Closer to the Edge

News - by ThePornoReporter - August 11, 2009 - 16:05 UTC - Be first to Comment!

NMWC_XXX_final_box_cover-_reduced_sizeMarried with Children is one of those great television shows where the topics were so raunchy it practically begged for nudity and sex. Now director Will Ryder is set to release Not Married with Children XXX as fans of the TV show will get to see Kelly Bundy getting banged in stereo starting August 25th when the DVD is released from X-Play/LFP Video.

Starring Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly and a spot-on cast, Not Married with Children XXX is a wild ride filled with laughs and dirty sex and is by far the funniest movie ever created by the team responsible for such mega-hits as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia. Visit www.sitcums.comfor the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

“You know you’re creating something really funny when you have to tell your cast and crew to stop laughing as you shot the movie,” Ryder said from his Hollywood office.

“This is the funniest movie I’ve ever been in,” stated Brittany O’Connell who plays Peg. “We couldn’t stop laughing the entire time. It was crazy.”  O’Connell made her name in porn in the 1990s and is enjoying a comeback of sorts sparked by her role as the do-nothing-stay-at-home Mom Peg.

Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired. Gorgeous tits, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud, Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this dirty spoof of the classic ‘80s & ‘90s TV show.

“When that show came out back in the eighties on the fledgling Fox Network it was quite shocking. It had the same effect on the audience and advertisers that All in the Family had years earlier and helped push the boundaries of what was considered acceptable on television,” Ryder said.

Helping push the boundaries of Not Married with Children XXX is Eric Swiss who does an amazing job playing Al Bundy to perfection.

“This guy is totally great in the role. People love what Thomas Ward did with the Cliff Huxtable character in Not the Cosbys XXX and Swiss is right up there with him delivering a stellar performance as Al Bundy,” stated the movie’s co-producer Scott David.

A trailer will be launched next week and X-Play has released a first look at the box cover which is very reminiscent of the TV show. “This will be America’s favorite raunchy porn comedy,” Ryder exclaimed.

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy and Eric Swiss as Al and will be in stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

“If Not the Bradys XXX is sweet and innocent, then Not Married with Children XXX is cute and vulgar but in a good way if that’s possible,” Ryder opined.

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Not the Cosbys XXX Wins Zero Awards at Urban X Show

News - by ThePornoReporter - July 29, 2009 - 16:13 UTC - Be first to Comment!

The Huxtables really must be white because they were shut out of the victory circle during the 2nd annual Urban X Awards which took place Sunday night at Boulevard 3 in Hollywood.

The promising award show which honors ethnic stars and movies in the Black, Asian and Latin genres was abuzz with fun-loving activity all night long but X-Play’s Not the Cosbys XXX received zero trophies which prompted plans for more black and interracial sex comedies from the movie’s director Will Ryder who has created some of porn’s biggest blockbusting titles such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, the upcoming Not Married with Children XXX and just in time for football season Not Monday Night Football XXX.

“I’m not surprised that we didn’t hear our name called from the stage because I don’t think we were nominated for anything,” Ryder said after being asked if he or the movie’s cast members were hurt by the cold shoulder their movie received from the Urban X organizers.  “It would have been a wonderful surprise and total honor if we had won something without being nominated,” he said.

Many are calling Not the Cosbys XXX the greatest porn-parody of all time and possibly the most expensive interracial sex movie ever created but many of the movie’s black actors spotted in attendance at the Boulevard 3 Nightclub partying the night away didn’t seem to notice that their blockbusting parody was left off the dance card line-up.

“I’m having a really great time tonight,” stated the gorgeous Misty Stone who plays Denise Huxtable in the Cosby Show spoof.  “Did we win?”

Melody Nakai who plays Vanessa Huxtable seemed a little surprised by the snub but never stopped smiling all night long and remarked, “This is a really fun night and I’m just soaking it all in but I’m pretty sure I saw Theo and Cockroach up on stage accepting an award for something,” she said.

Not the Cosbys XXX feels like a lost episode of the famous television show with college on the horizon and her cute girlfriends addicted to boys, Denise is on a mission to lose her virginity as hilarious situations give way to an explosion of non-stop hardcore sex as Cliff & Claire attempt to maintain control of Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy & Cockroach.

The movie is NOT endorsed or sponsored by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby but some of the factory workers who make Puddin’ Pops really seem to like it.

The double disc collector’s DVD set is available in stores and has already sold out of the second pressing.  With 10 hours of total footage and 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers, the movie stars a fantastic interracial cast (that means black, Asian and white- hint lol) including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

“There’s a lot of black folks in that cast,” Ryder joked.  “I would have thought we might get nominated for something maybe best furniture or most well-behaved family whose father is a doctor, but I know we’re all a little disappointed that we didn’t received an Urban X Award this year but I think we’ll get ‘em next year with Not Sanford & Son XXX or Not Good Times XXX.

If you’re looking for one of the most entertaining porn movies ever made check out Not the Cosbys XXX in stores now from X-Play/LFP Video.  A G-rated safe to play in the office movie trailer has already received over 235,000 views and is available to check out here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Pick up two copies of Not the Cosbys XXX today because it really makes a wonderful gift and black is beautiful baby even though there are plenty of white folks in the movie too.

Visit www.sitcums.com for the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

Not the Cosbys XXX Climbs Towards #1; Grabs Early Critical Acclaim as Best Comedy

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 29, 2009 - 13:21 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Looking every bit as good as the popular television show that was a staple of Must-See TV back in the 1980s on NBC’s beloved Thursday night line-up, Not the Cosbys XXX is closing in on the #1 spot on national sales charts everywhere and might just be the best porn parody comedy ever made.Directed by Will Ryder of Not the Bradys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not Bewitched XXX fame, Not the Cosbys XXX is streaking towards the number one position on multiple DVD sales charts including the highly respected Adult Video News trade magazine where it is currently up to number five.

“If you are a fan of this genre, then Cosbys is a must-see. If you aren’t a fan you might become one after this. Not the Cosbys XXX is Must-See Stroke-TV,” stated Roger Pipe in his review on www.rogreviews.com where he gave the movie his coveted Rog Pick designation.

Xcritic’s Don Houston said on www.xcritic.com ”Not the Cosbys XXX once again hit the high mark as the best sitcum (situation porn parody) to date, elevating the standard for the rest of the pack yet again. The levels of interracial fuck for the buck, the acting, and the entertainment value taken as a whole was so solid that it reminds me of what porn could be. No wonder why the production team is hailed as the saviors of modern porn.”

“That pretty much sums up the comments we’ve been getting from fans and critics alike,” stated Will Ryder who along with co-producing partner Scott David just completed Flight Attendants for their powerhouse label X-Play.

Adult DVD Empire also loves Not the Cosbys XXX and says, “The creators of Not The Bradys XXX are back and taking TV to the next level with this over-the-top spoof of one of the most watched shows in history! Grab a puddin’ pop and watch Porn’s version of the Huxtables go WILD!”

“If you love beautiful girls, interracial sex and Nick-at-Nite you’ll love this movie,” Ryder said from his bustling office high above Hollywood & Vine and mere feet from the famed sidewalk star of the late great Michael Jackson on Vine Street.

“We dedicate this movie to the incredible memory of Michael Jackson and his great music,” Ryder said. “I live directly across the street from the house they used at the end of his Thriller video where the monsters come crashing through the walls so we just want to make people happy especially during this sad time. I just think this is by far our best movie on every level but if you want to be sure and compare it with our other movies you can pick up the DVDs in stores or watch them exclusively online at AEBN.”

This wonderful spoof feels just like an episode of the classic hit show. Denise is feeling the everyday pressures from her cute and sex-crazed teenage girl friends to have sex and lose her virginity. With college on the horizon, she tries to figure out what to do as Cliff and Claire attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex-a-thon.

Xcritic’s Don Houston continued his praise stating, “Technically, this was the most polished production by the team to date, the writing suiting me as a solid homage to the original series rather than an exploitive goof as porn is usually known for with the movie earning a rating of Xcritic Pick from me. Not The Cosbys XXX is now the movie to beat come awards time.”

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including upstart Misty Stone in an award-worthy performance of Denise prompting Roger Pipe to write, “If this girl isn’t up for some awards at the end of the year then there is a problem.”

Rounding out the stellar cast is Monica Foster as Claire, Melody Nakai as Vanessa, Nina Devon as Rudy, Cassidy Clay as Sondra along with Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight plays Theo, Tee Reel as Cockroach, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and comedian Thomas Ward who hits a home-run with a perfect impersonation of Cliff Huxtable that is certain to put trophies in his hand come awards season.

The G-rated movie trailer is getting heavy play on YouTube with over 221,000 views already. Check it out to see what all the excitement is about and then head to your favorite video store and pick up a copy. If they are sold out tell them to reorder it but you can also purchase it on the internet from many fine online stores everywhere such as TLARaw.com and Adult DVD Empire.

“I want to be really clear that just because the movie is really good and looks like the TV show, this porn spoof was not made or sanctioned by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby. They had nothing to do with the production,” Ryder concluded.

Pick up two copies of Not the Cosbys XXX today as it makes a wonderful gift.

Visit www.sitcums.com for the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

TPR Behind the Scenes: FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 24, 2009 - 18:28 UTC - Be first to Comment!

TPR just got back from a few hours on the set of X-Play’s “Flight Attendants” directed by Will Ryder (“Not the Cosby Show XXX“, “Not the Brady Bunch XXX“) and has some of the first looks at what appears to be the next big hit from X-Play and Adam and Eve Pictures.  The all-star feature is a break from the television parody porn that director Ryder has made his reputation on.  Starring the likes of Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Shyla Styles, Misty Stone, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Lexi Love, Kacey Jordan, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Cali Couture, Farrah, Brooke Belle, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Dino Bravo, Eric John, Eric Swiss, Thomas Ward, Brad Hardy, Scott Lyons and cameos from too many to mention, the plot of the movie concerns the underdog airline TransCon Air taking on their high end competitors Global Air and all the sexy shenanigans one can only imagine goes on in the cockpits between the studly pilots and smoking hot stewardesses.  Yes, it sounds like the typical “snobs vs. the slobs” plotline from every 1980′s era sex comedy, but come on: it’s porn, do we need any more plot than that?

We visited the set on day 5 of 8 (although the rumor mill hints that shooting is behind schedule and may necessitate additional shooting days).  In exchange for getting to visit the set, we and other adult media outlets were invited down to be unpaid extras to appear in the background of scenes.  Lest the reader worry that their Onanistic viewing of the movie be marred in any way by the appearance of anyone from The Porno Reporter, rest assured that our acting skills were never called upon to interrupt your viewing pleasure.

The set for today’s filming was an incredible studio that featured a very authentic-looking cabin from a commercial airliner and a believable mock up of an airport lounge and ticketing counter.  Prior to serving as a backdrop for today’s shoot, Hollywood features such as “Iron Man” and Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” and TVs “LOST” shot on these very same sets.  Ryder’s attention to detail carries over to costuming as the cast wears some authentic looking wardrobe.  Clearly expense has not been spared.  Combined with the aforementioned schedule overruns, X-Play is really digging deep in their “Not the [Insert Classic Television Show Title] XXX” treasure chest for this one.

The shoot appears to be testing the endurance of cast and crew as many of the lovely actresses seem tired.  Even the ever spunky Sunny Lane seems to be tapping into the reserves of her never-ending supply of energy.  Despite the long hours, the crew continues to look incredible.  In person, Michelle Maylene is even more stunning than her pictures, if it is even possible.  I had met Teagan Presley before at various adult industry functions, where the pressures of shooting and performing were gone and replaced by the excitement of partying, drinking and looking stunning; she always came across very nicely, but I figured the true test would be on the set.  My doubts were put to rest as Teagan was even more pleasant and gracious to be around.  Shyla Styles, who I had never had the pleasure of meeting prior to this, was so nice that she approached a number of us during a break in filming and asked us if she would like her to pick us up something to eat, as she was going on a food run.  My filthy mind immediately thought of something, but the more sensible inner voice interceded and let it go.

No set visit is ever complete without the appearance of Ron Jeremy.  The Hedgehog wasn’t mentioned in the press invite as being part of the cast, but there must be an official mandate somewhere that says that no one is ever allowed to shoot an adult movie without Ronnie in attendance.  But Hedgehogs are like Groundhogs in that they don’t seem to stick around very long.  Ron was soon on his way out the door, but not before saying his farewells to Misty Stone by nibbling on her lovely dark (and perky) nipples.  We would be long gone by then, but Ron was set to return to the set later that evening to film a cameo.  No word on who or what he was playing but as he left the building we overheard him talking about having to run home to look and see if he could find his Yarmulke.

Despite the pressures of directing, producing and filming, wünderkind director Will Ryder (a.k.a. Jeff Mullen, publicist extraordinaire) seemed to be holding things together nicely (he only had to pull out his bullhorn once every minute or so).  Even though I tried to keep a low profile on set so as to not get in the way of things, Ryder, being the considerate gentleman that he is, stopped to say hello, shake hands and thank me for coming down to the set.  But then, back to work; no time to waste.

So will “Flight Attendants” end up being more “AIRPLANE!” than “Airport“?  Will this flight be delayed at the gate?  It’s too early to say, but given X-Play’s record for turning out high quality smut without cutting corners in the past, one thing is for certain: the final product will be a lot more watchable than most in-flight movies.

Emotional Fan Pleads on YouTube to Boycott Cosby Show Porno Spoof

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 8, 2009 - 12:49 UTC - Be first to Comment!

An emotional fan named Siggas is using YouTube to get his message out to the masses that the release of Not the Cosbys XXX should be avoided at all costs.The seven minute clip can be seen at www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-wIT02d-4 and is heartfelt yet quite funny as it features the twenty-something man declaring his thoughts about the porn spoof of the famous Cosby Show which was just released on DVD by X-Play/LFP Video.

“If they don’t respect Bill Cosby they don’t respect nobody,” he is heard preaching. “I don’t wanna see that porno….well at least some parts I don’t want to see,” he tells the audience as he gazes into the camera delivering a spiritual speech that is equal parts comedian and equal parts preacher.

“Let me tell you as soon as this comes out, I’ll be the first one to watch it,” he is later heard saying as he vacillates between his incredulous feelings and his desire to watch the movie.

“I might even have a porno Huxtable party and invite all my friends over to watch this great porno but it’s still wrong,” he proclaims.

Created by the same guys that made the Brady Bunch porno Not the Bradys XXX, the award-winning best sex comedy Not Bewitched XXX and Not Three’s Company XXX, this fantastic spoof feels just like an episode of the classic ‘80s TV show as Denise is feeling the everyday pressures to lose her virginity as her cute girl friends become addicted to sex. With college on the horizon, Cliff and Claire have their hands full as they attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex comedy. G-rated trailer is available here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Directed by the 2009 XBiz Director of the Year Will Ryder, Not the Cosbys XXX is a parody of the famous television series the Cosby Show but no matter how good it is, it should not be confused with the original TV show because it is not endorsed by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby.

By using YouTube, Siggas continues to rant poetic against the movie and even includes a segment on what it would be like to watch the king of Jell-O Pudding himself have an orgasm. The imitation is quite hilarious and worth the watch and has stuck in the minds of a number of posters leaving comments.

At one point Siggas makes a personal plea to the director and producers by saying, “Why? This is going to be horrible this is going to be a travesty really. You don’t care do you? You don’t care about America do you? I don’t care about America but don’t do it to Bill the man is seventy four,” he passionately yet humorously pleads.

“I would suspect that Siggas was one of the first people to pick up the DVD last week when it came out and if he hasn’t, I would be happy to send him an autographed copy,” offered Will Ryder. “This is a wonderful movie that is fun for the entire family, if of course your family is over the age of eighteen.”

Adult movie critic Don Houston writes in his brand new review on XCritic.com “Not The Cosbys XXX is now the movie to beat come awards time. (It’s) no wonder why the production team is hailed as the saviors of modern porn.”

Actor/comedian Thomas Ward is brilliant in the role of Cliff and cements the hilarious porno as Must-See TV. “Everybody that has seen it so far loves it,” Ward said.

“It’s the type of movie that you can watch with your girlfriend or wife and then get her to try some of the fun stuff out because it is not an offensive or dirty movie,” stated Ward who has been doing numerous interviews but is available for more.

“If you don’t believe Thomas Ward check out the official website at www.sitcums.com or the G-rated version on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE Ryder concluded.

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

If your favorite store is sold out, ask them to stock up on Not the Cosbys XXX today.

Must-See TV; Not the Cosbys XXX in Stores

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 3, 2009 - 21:00 UTC - Be first to Comment!

final_dvd_box_front_10_hours_reduced_sizeMust-see TV takes on a whole new meaning in this hilarious spoof of a classic television show as America’s favorite black family of the 1980s finally makes it to DVD today with the release of Not the Cosbys XXX

The long wait is over as this brand new interracial sex comedy comes packed with hilarious memories, enough laughs and dirty sex to last a lifetime. Created by the same zany guys that brought the world the popular Brady Bunch porno Not the Bradys XXX, America now gets a chance to see the Huxtables up close and very personal.

This wonderful spoof feels just like an episode of the classic hit show. Denise is feeling the everyday pressures to have sex and lose her virginity from her cute and sex-crazed teenage friends. With college on the horizon, she tries to figure out what to do as Cliff and Claire attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex-a-thon. 

Directed by the 2009 XBiz Director of the Year Will Ryder, Not the Cosbys XXX is a parody of the famous television series the Cosby Show but should not be confused with the original TV show because it is not endorsed by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby. 

“We’ve had hundreds of thousands of views of the G-rated movie trailer on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE with people thinking our guy looks exactly like Cosby. The trailer is amazing plus totally safe to play in the office,” Ryder said from his Hollywood offices. 

Television porn is hot these days and nothing has been hotter than X-Play and their sitcums.com factory which has once again teamed up with Hustler to lampoon one of America’s iconic shows. 

“Although this is a really amazing sex parody, we didn’t make a mockery of the original show or put it down. We created a fun, lively story and loaded it with great sex. This is not just for the porn-lover but also for the classic TV lover as well,” Ryder concluded. 

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

“It’s like if Nick at Nite went porno,” said Thomas Ward who plays a remarkable version of Cliff.

If your favorite store is sold out, ask them to stock up on Not the Cosbys XXX today.