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Not Monday Night Football XXX in Stores September 9th

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 1, 2009 - 09:17 UTC - 1 Comment

Are you ready for some football? That’s what the producers at X-Play are asking as they deliver the ultimate sports ‘n porn movie Not Monday Night Football XXX distributed by LFP and arriving in stores on DVD September 9th.

The hilarious movie combines the great American tradition of watching the nationally televised football game on Monday nights with 17 naked girls having sex in an homage to sports figures past and present. With characters like Howard Cosell, John Madden, OJ Simpson and Bill Cosby coming to life in a way only director Will Ryder can create, Not Monday Night Football XXX is everything the pro football and porn lover could want in one juicy package and will fly off store shelves when the referee blows his whistle.

“I love watching football in the fall especially when the leaves crackle under your feet and the skies turn gray and I truly enjoy beautiful women all year around so we thought this would be the perfect opportunity to combine the two into one tasty sandwich that fans will enjoy,” Ryder said from his offices high above Hollywood & Vine.

Ryder and his www.sitcums.com crew have been on a roll with a string of blockbuster hits including the just released Not Married with Children XXX and the upcoming epic comedy Flight Attendants. The 2009 XBiz Director of the Year also just wrapped production on a new episode of the Brady Bunch spoof Not the Bradys XXX.

“It’s been a really busy summer but Monday Night Football has such a storied tradition through the decades that we wanted to have fun with it so we created a fast-paced hilarious parody that is heavy on the laughs and deep on the sex just in time for football season and beyond,” he offered.

With seventeen girls having sex including four dirty group sex scenes, Not Monday Night Football XXX takes you into the famous broadcast booth, down to the sidelines, out to the parking lot with tailgating fans BBQ-ing on the grill and deep inside the locker room for an action packed adventure.

Starring former Digital Playground contract star Angelina Armani, Not Monday Night Football XXX is a porn-lovers dream with Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox, Ally Ann, Yurizan Beltran, Amia Miley, Tatum Pierce, Delila Darling, Cindy Jones, Mai Ly, Laci Laine and Sophie Dee.

A few of the guys that round out the cast with stellar performances are Evan Stone as quarterback legend Manhattan Joe, Thomas Ward as Cosby, Billy Goodrich as the boisterous John Madden and Rick Madrid as a perfect impersonation of the late, great Howard Cosell.

“You can’t do a spoof of Monday Night Football without having Howard Cosell because that would be un-American,” Ryder stated. The recently retired John Madden is also spoofed with his signature bombastic vocal delivery and Not the Cosbys XXX celebrity impersonator Thomas Ward joins the broadcast team as Bill Cosby for an interview before his crazy girlfriend beats him up in the broadcast booth.

The producers feel the need to point out that ABC Sports, ESPN, John Madden, Bill Cosby and the estate of Howard Cosell had nothing to do with the production of this movie and in no way authorizes or sponsors the production.

From the creators of Not the Bradys XXX comes Not Monday Night Football XXX- the ultimate sports ‘n porn adventure and a must-see movie for those that love sports, comedy and great sex performed by gorgeous women.

Not Monday Night Football XXX will be in stores everywhere just in time for football season. Ask your favorite store to order it now from LFP. This movie will liven up your halftimes and your sex life for years to come plus your girlfriend or wife will be happy to watch this porno with you.

Flight Attendants Set for Huge Take-Off September 29th

News - by ThePornoReporter - September 1, 2009 - 02:08 UTC - Be first to Comment!

X-Play’s upcoming epic sex-comedy Flight Attendants promises to be the biggest, most expensive, zaniest movie that director Will Ryder and his Hollywood based production team have ever created. Due in stores September 29th, the hilarious airborne adventure is packed with a dream cast that includes many of today’s top names in porn including Kayden Kross, Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Shyla Styles, Eva Angelina, Sunny Lane, Michelle Maylene, Kacey Jordan, Misty Stone, Lexi Love, Kenzie Marie and Brooke Belle with Adam & Eve Pictures distributing the DVD.

Shot on a massive mainstream airplane soundstage that has been featured in dozens of TV shows and movies, Flight Attendants offers a touch of Hollywood with a heavy dose of laughter and sex and is definitely not politically correct.

“If you’ve even wondered what goes on with those sexy Flight Attendants this is the movie for you,” stated Ryder as he worked with his editors polishing up the extensive selection of DVD extras that will be contained on the two-disc collector’s set.

“The story is hilarious and probably not what anybody is expecting in a porno plus there are nine sex scenes to keep everybody very happy,” he said.

Veteran actors Randy Spears and Evan Stone jumped at the chance to join the cast and through their efforts bring a ridiculous amount of laughter inside the cockpit and inside the airport terminal.

“I love working with X-Play”, remarked Evan Stone who has appeared in a number of Will Ryder directed comedies including Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia and the soon-to-be released Not Monday Night Football XXX.

Spears on the other hand had never worked with the 2009 XBiz Director of the Year having been exclusive in the Wicked Pictures camp for numerous years. The baritone-voiced forty-something actor enjoyed being on set in his role as First Officer Morrow.

“This was a different type of experience for me and I can tell you we laughed pretty damn hard ever day I was on that set,” Spears recalled. “I think people are going to love this movie because we had so much fun making it. Plus the girls are absolutely gorgeous.”

Funny man James Bartholet stretches his wings and plays gay flight attendant Terrance in one of the funniest roles of the year.

“I can’t wait to see how this is going to turn out but what I’ve seen so far is really spectacular,” Bartholet said perhaps feeling a touch of pressure knowing that Flight Attendants is expected to be one of the biggest blockbusters of the year.

“We set out to make an epic sex-comedy and I think we hit the bulls-eye with Flight Attendants,” Ryder concluded.

“This will not be your typical chicka chicka wow wow porn movie that’s for sure,” offered co-producer Scott David. “This is a very big production that takes you inside the wonderful world of the flight attendants or stewardesses as they used to be called. This is by far our most adventurous movie ever.”

Teagan and Eva Angelina star in the movie through a special association with their company skinworxxx.

Flight Attendants directed by Will Ryder is brought to you by the same maniacs that created Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX and Not the Cosbys XXX and will be in stores everywhere September 29th from Adam & Eve Pictures/X-Play.

Will Ryder to Guest Star on Playboy TV’s The Boy Nexxt Door

News - by ThePornoReporter - July 29, 2009 - 19:58 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Award-winning adult movie director Will Ryder is set to guest star on Playboy Television’s hit series The Boy Nexxt Door this Saturday, August 1st at 9PM.

The episode showcases main star Danny Vegas as he follows his dream of becoming a big time porn director.  In this episode, Danny gets his big break when he’s invited to work on the Los Angeles movie set of porn parody king Will Ryder of Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX and Not Bewitched XXX fame but what happens is anything but smooth as Danny continues to mess things up through a series of hilarious mix-ups and misunderstandings.

The series follows the exploits of pizza delivery boy Danny Vegas of Milwaukee as he does his best to produce and direct home-made porn movies in his parent’s basement.  With his Mom and Dad constantly at odds over his career path, he finally gets the courage to venture out of the house and travel to the porn capital of America to meet industry professionals and hopefully make his own mark on the wonderful world of adult movies.

“I love the movies that Will Ryder does and ever since I watched Not the Bradys XXX I was even more inspired to become a professional porn director so he was the first set I wanted to visit on my trip to Los Angeles,” Vegas said.

“I thought it was really cool when the producers called me asking if I would like to be a part of their show,”Ryder said as he prepped the final edits of his next comedy Not Married with Children XXX which is due out on DVD August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

“I actually was a fan of the show having watched it for a couple of years on Playboy TV plus the fact that they fictionally base The Boy Nexxt Door in Milwaukee which is my hometown made it even more appealing to me,” Ryder offered.

On the sprawling set of X-Play’s Not Three’s Company XXX, Danny finds himself with an intern-like low-level job as a lube, douche’ and paper towel boy who gets in some trouble with one of the movie’s stars Jenny Hendrix.

“It’s all in good natured fun and makes for a very entertaining episode.  They brought their entire crew of about 6 people onto our set and spent the whole day with us.  I had a lot of fun with them even though I had to keep my focus on making the best sex comedy possible,” Ryder said.

Following the taping, Not Three’s Company XXX became in instant blockbuster and hit #1 on a number of national sales charts but that certainly is not the case for the TV show’s main character Danny who continues to frustrate his parents while he chases the ‘pot of gold’ at the end of the porn rainbow.

Porn actor Eric John and his Erotique Entertainment are also featured in this episode as the former aerospace engineer-turned-porn-star offers expert advice to youngDanny on a myriad of intellectually stimulating subjects such as shaving of the pubic area.

“I don’t talk about anything of that nature,” Ryder joked.

In a six degrees of separation type of thing, it was Eric John who just wrapped roles on two of Will Ryder’s newest movies Not Monday Night Football XXX and the epic big budget comedy Flight Attendants starring Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Sunny Lane, Shyla Stylez, Eva Angelina, Misty Stone, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Brooke Belle, Cali Couture, Farrah Foxx, Randy Spears, Evan Stone and James Bartholet to name a few.

“Wow, I wish we were in Los Angeles when they shot Flight Attendants but Not Three’s Company XXX was amazing to watch,”Vegas said.

Flight Attendants and Not Monday Night Football XXX will be in stores this September but The Boy Nexxt Door with Will Ryder will debut on Playboy TV Saturday night, August 1st at 9PM.

For more info check out www.theboynexxtdoor.com and www.sitcums.com

Introducing Eu’Nique Styles

News - by ThePornoReporter - July 29, 2009 - 15:27 UTC - Be first to Comment!

image-5Eu’Nique Styles is a rising beauty ready to make her mark on the industry. With an energetic personality and the ability to deliver sensual, seductive scenes, she aims to bring a touch of class back to ebony porn.

At age 21, this “Angelic Girl Next Door” is a fresh face, ready to breathe new life into standard fare. She got her start while visiting a set in Atlanta when she was hand-picked by the producer to appear in the film.

She recently on Playboy Radio’s “Night Calls” and Styles was also a trophy girl at the recent Urban X Awards.  Styles also recently made a cameo appearance in X Play’s “Flight Attendants” due to release this Fall.

Unlike many other newcomers, Styles has a clear idea about her future and goals.

She even offers the following advice to young talent starting out: “Plot out your career and goals very clearly instead of blindly jumping in” said Styles.

“I think she has a great career ahead of her and we’re going to see some great things” said publicist James Bartholet.

“I’m not your average ebony starlet. I became an adult entertainer to share my sensual passions with the world, but it doesn’t stop there! I would like to expand my classy repertoire” stated Styles. “I plan to experience every aspect of the modeling and entertainment industry, whose says I can’t do them all! I am an activist, deeply rooted in my community. My name is my brand so I live accordingly” added Styles.

Briefly known under the name Briella Valentine, she has starred in “Tiny’s Big Adventures,” “Back Seat Bangers,” “College Wild Parties,” as well as Combat Zone‘s “Boobzilla 3“, “Big Dick Mandingo” for WCP, and Hustler‘s “Ghetto Booty 31.” She has also appeared in Score Group Magazine and Spread.

Styles is also preparing her own official website as well.
Eu’Nique Styles is represented by LA Direct Models: www.ladirectmodels.com

Adam Corolla Show: You Gotta see this Brady Bunch XXX Porno- Wholesome & Sweet

News - by ThePornoReporter - July 13, 2009 - 22:36 UTC - Be first to Comment!

They celebrated the 100th podcast of the Adam Carolla Show the other day with the show’s hosts talking in depth about the Brady Bunch parody porno Not the Bradys XXX which they discovered is not only available on DVD, on Playboy TV, on AEBN but also available in fine hotel rooms across America.

Carolla sidekick Teresa Strasser talked with Carolla at length about “the most amazing porn I have ever seen,” when she reflected on her recent trip with her husband to a cozy Napa Valley, California bed & breakfast that offered in-room porn. The pregnant couple purchased Not the Bradys XXX prompting a fantastic exchange about the porn industry between Carolla and Theresa which targeted X-Play’s Not the Bradys XXX which was directed by Will Ryder.

“I think it’s great that they were talking about our movie,” stated Jeff Mullen, president of www.sitcums.com and X-Play. Ever since his syndicated radio show went exclusively to podcasts he has built a very loyal fan base,” Mullen continued.

Teresa’s praise for Not the Bradys XXX was endless, “I’ve never seen anything like it. It had a laugh track. It was shot just like the Brady bunch and it looked like the Brady Bunch. The colors you know the way they shot things back then were great.”

“Yeah sure a lot of burnt orange and avocado green,” Carolla interjected.

“The sets were amazing and it looked and felt like the Brady Bunch,” she gushed.

“I don’t know how the law works but I don’t know if Sherwood Schwartz is suing them but the porn industry seems to follow zero rules,” Carolla is heard pontificating. “It’s lawless,” joked Strasser.

Mullen took exception to that perception. “Well, we certainly are not lawless but if it appears to them that we are, then we’re fine with it but we do operate in a very calculated area each time we create a porn spoof.”

X-Play and director Will Ryder are considered the leaders of the modern porn parody movement with such blockbuster hits as Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX, Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia, the wonderfully amazing Not the Cosbys XXX, and the upcoming Not Married with Children XXX due out in late August from X-Play/LFP Video.

“We took the classic TV route when it comes to our menu of dirty TV shows prompting many to ask if that’s the only channel we watch in our homes is Nick-at-Nite,” the movie’s director Will Ryder joked.

The banter continued on the Adam Carolla Show with Teresa surmising, “You gotta see this porn. It was really wholesome and sweet.”

Carolla asked, “Do they show the money shot?”

“Yeah, they show everything,” she said.

Fans can watch PG and XXX movie trailers of all of X-Play’s funny movies at www.sitcums.com and listen to the Adam Carolla Show audio segment on the video page of the www.sitcums.com website or just click www.sitcums.com/adamnot.mp3

Fans of the Adam Carolla Show can catch all of his podcasts on iTunes. This particular broadcast took place on Thursday, July 9th.

“Porn doesn’t have to be all about triple penetration, submission of women and circus act sex. It can be funny and happy too,” Ryder said. “And that’s what we do at www.sitcums.com

X-Play just wrapped production on the epic sex comedy Flight Attendants starring one of the greatest casts in the history of the porn business. That movie comes out in September. “Holy shit, wait until you see that movie,” Ryder stated.

Not the Cosbys XXX Climbs Towards #1; Grabs Early Critical Acclaim as Best Comedy

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 29, 2009 - 13:21 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Looking every bit as good as the popular television show that was a staple of Must-See TV back in the 1980s on NBC’s beloved Thursday night line-up, Not the Cosbys XXX is closing in on the #1 spot on national sales charts everywhere and might just be the best porn parody comedy ever made.Directed by Will Ryder of Not the Bradys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not Bewitched XXX fame, Not the Cosbys XXX is streaking towards the number one position on multiple DVD sales charts including the highly respected Adult Video News trade magazine where it is currently up to number five.

“If you are a fan of this genre, then Cosbys is a must-see. If you aren’t a fan you might become one after this. Not the Cosbys XXX is Must-See Stroke-TV,” stated Roger Pipe in his review on www.rogreviews.com where he gave the movie his coveted Rog Pick designation.

Xcritic’s Don Houston said on www.xcritic.com ”Not the Cosbys XXX once again hit the high mark as the best sitcum (situation porn parody) to date, elevating the standard for the rest of the pack yet again. The levels of interracial fuck for the buck, the acting, and the entertainment value taken as a whole was so solid that it reminds me of what porn could be. No wonder why the production team is hailed as the saviors of modern porn.”

“That pretty much sums up the comments we’ve been getting from fans and critics alike,” stated Will Ryder who along with co-producing partner Scott David just completed Flight Attendants for their powerhouse label X-Play.

Adult DVD Empire also loves Not the Cosbys XXX and says, “The creators of Not The Bradys XXX are back and taking TV to the next level with this over-the-top spoof of one of the most watched shows in history! Grab a puddin’ pop and watch Porn’s version of the Huxtables go WILD!”

“If you love beautiful girls, interracial sex and Nick-at-Nite you’ll love this movie,” Ryder said from his bustling office high above Hollywood & Vine and mere feet from the famed sidewalk star of the late great Michael Jackson on Vine Street.

“We dedicate this movie to the incredible memory of Michael Jackson and his great music,” Ryder said. “I live directly across the street from the house they used at the end of his Thriller video where the monsters come crashing through the walls so we just want to make people happy especially during this sad time. I just think this is by far our best movie on every level but if you want to be sure and compare it with our other movies you can pick up the DVDs in stores or watch them exclusively online at AEBN.”

This wonderful spoof feels just like an episode of the classic hit show. Denise is feeling the everyday pressures from her cute and sex-crazed teenage girl friends to have sex and lose her virginity. With college on the horizon, she tries to figure out what to do as Cliff and Claire attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex-a-thon.

Xcritic’s Don Houston continued his praise stating, “Technically, this was the most polished production by the team to date, the writing suiting me as a solid homage to the original series rather than an exploitive goof as porn is usually known for with the movie earning a rating of Xcritic Pick from me. Not The Cosbys XXX is now the movie to beat come awards time.”

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including upstart Misty Stone in an award-worthy performance of Denise prompting Roger Pipe to write, “If this girl isn’t up for some awards at the end of the year then there is a problem.”

Rounding out the stellar cast is Monica Foster as Claire, Melody Nakai as Vanessa, Nina Devon as Rudy, Cassidy Clay as Sondra along with Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight plays Theo, Tee Reel as Cockroach, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and comedian Thomas Ward who hits a home-run with a perfect impersonation of Cliff Huxtable that is certain to put trophies in his hand come awards season.

The G-rated movie trailer is getting heavy play on YouTube with over 221,000 views already. Check it out to see what all the excitement is about and then head to your favorite video store and pick up a copy. If they are sold out tell them to reorder it but you can also purchase it on the internet from many fine online stores everywhere such as TLARaw.com and Adult DVD Empire.

“I want to be really clear that just because the movie is really good and looks like the TV show, this porn spoof was not made or sanctioned by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby. They had nothing to do with the production,” Ryder concluded.

Pick up two copies of Not the Cosbys XXX today as it makes a wonderful gift.

Visit www.sitcums.com for the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

Will Ryder, Cast & Crew Wrap ‘Flight Attendants’ for X-Play/Adam & Eve Pictures

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 27, 2009 - 02:24 UTC - Be first to Comment!

In what has become the most elaborate production in X-Play‘s history, director Will Ryder has wrapped nine days of shooting Flight Attendants starring a spectacular cast of today’s biggest adult movie stars. The sex-comedy will be released later this summer via Adam & Eve Pictures and already promises to be one of the most intriguing blockbusters of the year.

“If it’s not a smash hit we’re completely fucked,” joked Ryder as he finished the final shooting days on board a jumbo jet interior wrapping the final morning at the all too familiar five AM hour.

Best known for creating top selling porn parodies Not the Bradys XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the recently released Cosby Show parody Not the Cosbys XXX, Flight Attendants is a big step outside of the X-Play batter’s box in that it is an original comedy rather than a spoof of a popular television show.

“We were destined to do something original, something totally funny and pack it with the sexiest girls we could find even if they were contract stars from other companies,” stated co-producer Scott David of X-Play. “This movie is definitely a big gamble on our part but if you saw what I witnessed on set when we were shooting you would agree that it’s going to be a home run and definitely one of the best pictures of the year.”

The cast assembled is one of the greatest in the history of the modern porn era and features Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Shyla Stylez, Sunny Lane, Misty Stone, Eva Angelina, Kacey Jordan, Lexi Love, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Brooke Belle, Cali Couture, Farrah, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Ron Jeremy, Eric Swiss, Dino Bravo, Eric John, Barry Scott, Brad Hardy, Scott Lyons, Billy Glide and Thomas Hope of Not the Cosbys XXX fame who plays an air traffic controller that has pilots confusing his voice with that of Bill Cosby.

Kayden Kross appears courtesy of Adam & Eve Pictures and Teagan Presley and Eva Angelina appear through special association with Skinworxxx.

“It’s the funniest movie we’ve ever executed by far and the actors pulled it off wonderfully and were totally dedicated to the project. In the movie we poke fun at just about every ethnic group including white people because nothing is off limits in Flight Attendants but we do it all in a very good natured way well at least I think we did it in a good natured way,” Ryder said with soulful concern. “But fuck ‘em if they can’t take a joke,” he said as he burst out with laughter that almost knocked a cute young porn starlet off his lap.

The extreme physical and logistical challenges that stood in the way of completing Flight Attendants were ramped up several degrees when multiple shooting days went past 19 hours leaving little time for sleep or recovery.

“We probably pushed the cast and crew well beyond what could be considered reasonable hours from a physical standpoint as nobody should be subjected to four consecutive 19 hour plus days which we hit during one stretch but we were on a mission to make this the best project of the year and I’m happy to say that the actors bought into our philosophy of creating a great movie one hundred percent and did a wonderful job. I would also add that other than a few hundred instances of meltdowns, total anarchy, rebellion and abandonment of the set, we made it through quite swimmingly,” Ryder rejoiced.

A new Flight Attendants website will go live in a couple of weeks but fans interested in seeing photos from the movie can check out a gallery from AVN www.avn.com/galleries/3564/

Check out the entire award-winning lineup of X-Play sitcums at www.sitcums.com and pick up a copy of America’s #1 selling interracial sex comedy Not the Cosbys XXX in stores now. Flight Attendants will be in stores later this summer.

TPR Behind the Scenes: FLIGHT ATTENDANTS

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 24, 2009 - 18:28 UTC - Be first to Comment!

TPR just got back from a few hours on the set of X-Play’s “Flight Attendants” directed by Will Ryder (“Not the Cosby Show XXX“, “Not the Brady Bunch XXX“) and has some of the first looks at what appears to be the next big hit from X-Play and Adam and Eve Pictures.  The all-star feature is a break from the television parody porn that director Ryder has made his reputation on.  Starring the likes of Hillary Scott, Teagan Presley, Kayden Kross, Shyla Styles, Misty Stone, Sunny Lane, Eva Angelina, Lexi Love, Kacey Jordan, Michelle Maylene, Kenzi Marie, Cali Couture, Farrah, Brooke Belle, James Bartholet, Jack Lawrence, Evan Stone, Randy Spears, Dino Bravo, Eric John, Eric Swiss, Thomas Ward, Brad Hardy, Scott Lyons and cameos from too many to mention, the plot of the movie concerns the underdog airline TransCon Air taking on their high end competitors Global Air and all the sexy shenanigans one can only imagine goes on in the cockpits between the studly pilots and smoking hot stewardesses.  Yes, it sounds like the typical “snobs vs. the slobs” plotline from every 1980′s era sex comedy, but come on: it’s porn, do we need any more plot than that?

We visited the set on day 5 of 8 (although the rumor mill hints that shooting is behind schedule and may necessitate additional shooting days).  In exchange for getting to visit the set, we and other adult media outlets were invited down to be unpaid extras to appear in the background of scenes.  Lest the reader worry that their Onanistic viewing of the movie be marred in any way by the appearance of anyone from The Porno Reporter, rest assured that our acting skills were never called upon to interrupt your viewing pleasure.

The set for today’s filming was an incredible studio that featured a very authentic-looking cabin from a commercial airliner and a believable mock up of an airport lounge and ticketing counter.  Prior to serving as a backdrop for today’s shoot, Hollywood features such as “Iron Man” and Wes Craven’s “Red Eye” and TVs “LOST” shot on these very same sets.  Ryder’s attention to detail carries over to costuming as the cast wears some authentic looking wardrobe.  Clearly expense has not been spared.  Combined with the aforementioned schedule overruns, X-Play is really digging deep in their “Not the [Insert Classic Television Show Title] XXX” treasure chest for this one.

The shoot appears to be testing the endurance of cast and crew as many of the lovely actresses seem tired.  Even the ever spunky Sunny Lane seems to be tapping into the reserves of her never-ending supply of energy.  Despite the long hours, the crew continues to look incredible.  In person, Michelle Maylene is even more stunning than her pictures, if it is even possible.  I had met Teagan Presley before at various adult industry functions, where the pressures of shooting and performing were gone and replaced by the excitement of partying, drinking and looking stunning; she always came across very nicely, but I figured the true test would be on the set.  My doubts were put to rest as Teagan was even more pleasant and gracious to be around.  Shyla Styles, who I had never had the pleasure of meeting prior to this, was so nice that she approached a number of us during a break in filming and asked us if she would like her to pick us up something to eat, as she was going on a food run.  My filthy mind immediately thought of something, but the more sensible inner voice interceded and let it go.

No set visit is ever complete without the appearance of Ron Jeremy.  The Hedgehog wasn’t mentioned in the press invite as being part of the cast, but there must be an official mandate somewhere that says that no one is ever allowed to shoot an adult movie without Ronnie in attendance.  But Hedgehogs are like Groundhogs in that they don’t seem to stick around very long.  Ron was soon on his way out the door, but not before saying his farewells to Misty Stone by nibbling on her lovely dark (and perky) nipples.  We would be long gone by then, but Ron was set to return to the set later that evening to film a cameo.  No word on who or what he was playing but as he left the building we overheard him talking about having to run home to look and see if he could find his Yarmulke.

Despite the pressures of directing, producing and filming, wünderkind director Will Ryder (a.k.a. Jeff Mullen, publicist extraordinaire) seemed to be holding things together nicely (he only had to pull out his bullhorn once every minute or so).  Even though I tried to keep a low profile on set so as to not get in the way of things, Ryder, being the considerate gentleman that he is, stopped to say hello, shake hands and thank me for coming down to the set.  But then, back to work; no time to waste.

So will “Flight Attendants” end up being more “AIRPLANE!” than “Airport“?  Will this flight be delayed at the gate?  It’s too early to say, but given X-Play’s record for turning out high quality smut without cutting corners in the past, one thing is for certain: the final product will be a lot more watchable than most in-flight movies.

Porn Movie Coincides with Cosby Show 25th Anniversary Celebration

News - by ThePornoReporter - May 20, 2009 - 03:43 UTC - Be first to Comment!

final_dvd_box_front_10_hours_reduced_sizeWhen adult movie producer Jeff Mullen was asked if he planned the DVD release of X-Play’s Not the Cosbys XXX to coincide with the actual 25th anniversary celebration of the Cosby Show TV series he just smiled and said “no comment”.

But in a stroke of perfect timing, much of the original cast of the epic NBC Television show was reunited this morning on the Today Show and interviewed by Matt Lauer in living color. Bill Cosby held court in front of a national television audience and reminisced about his role as Cliff Huxtable along with Phylicia Rashad, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Raven Symone, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Geoffrey Owens, and Earl Hyman that brought back vivid memories of the 1980s.

And the 1980s are exactly what director Will Ryder had in mind when he created what many are predicting will become the most successful interracial sex movie ever.

“It was great to see the Cosby cast talking about their glorious television days because that wonderful TV show meant so much to so many people. Ryder said. “The show was magical because it helped white people see black people in an entirely different light.” Now the porn version is coming out and thousands of Americans will see blacks and whites enjoying each other’s company completely naked with the lights on.”

“I want to make it clear that our porn parody is not from the makers of the Cosby Show, NBC or Carsey Werner Productions. I know it looks really amazing but they had nothing to do with our version. This is a parody! A damn good one but you can see what all the excitement is about by checking out the YouTube movie clip,” Ryder proclaimed.

Almost 200,000 views have been witnessed already on YouTube prompting an ongoing debate about the merits of this sex comedy. Check out the G-rated movie trailer now at www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE as it is TV-friendly and safe to watch in the office.

The interracial sex comedy stars a fantastic cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

Not the Cosbys XXX will come in a special 2-disc collector’s edition and contain 10 hours of footage including 10 behind-the-scenes sections, cast commentary and 3 bonus sex scenes from other X-Play hit comedies. You’ve heard of must-see TV? Well this is must-see porn.

Not the Cosbys XXX is being distributed by LFP Video and will be in stores everywhere in early June. Ask your favorite store to stock up on what is sure to become the #1 porn movie in America.

Not the Cosby Show XXX Could Become the Biggest Interracial Porn Ever

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With a little more than five weeks left to go before the DVD release of the highly anticipated Not the Cosby Show XXX many are predicting that the spoof of the famous NBC Television show could become the biggest-selling interracial porn movie of all time. The sex comedy will be in stores early June from X-Play/LFP Video.

Fans have been flocking to YouTube in large numbers to get an early glimpse of director Will Ryder’s latest triumph ever since the G-rated trailer was released just two weeks ago www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

“Just like the TV show, this is a really funny movie that will appeal to people of all colors and hopefully will continue to unite blacks, whites and possibly even Arabs and Jews in this new era of Obama,” stated the movie’s co-producer Jeff Mullen. “We would like to think that Not the Cosby Show XXX will help spread love and world peace but that might be too much to expect but we can still hold onto the audacity of hope.”

Must-see TV takes on a whole new meaning in this hilarious spoof of the 1980s classic television show. With college on the horizon & her girlfriends addicted to sex, Denise is on a mission to lose her virginity as hilarious situations give way to an explosion of non-stop hardcore sex including one big dirty orgy as Cliff & Claire attempt to maintain control of Theo, Sondra, Denise, Rudy & Cockroach.

The double-disc collector’s item DVD box set contains over 8 hours of total footage including multiple bonus scenes and 10 in-depth behind the scenes sections. The movie follows X-Play’s massive success of Not Three’s Company XXX, Not Bewitched XXX, Not the Bradys XXX and the #1 blockbuster sequel Not the Bradys XXX Marcia Marcia Marcia in what is becoming the gold standard of classic television xxx parodies.

This is the first interracial feature created by the award-winning duo of Scott David and Jeff Mullen at their bustling Hollywood hit factory X-Play which also is the headquarters for Sitcums.com and so far fan comments have praised the preview trailer. “Wow this is totally the funniest promo for porn ever,” stated The Wink124. “I loved it! It was awesome! Wait is there a bigger word for awesome? How about the video was incredible!!!” stated Chick6517.

“We are addicted to making great movies,” chimed in Will Ryder via conference call while munching on a bagel at a favorite New York deli during a scouting trip for the company’s upcoming big budget movie Flight Attendants.

“When we decided to do Not the Cosby Show XXX, we didn’t really think in terms of ebony and ivory but after casting the main family characters we brought in some really horny white girls including Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox and Jenny Hendrix to round out the cast for what could become possibly the biggest interracial sex movie ever released,” Ryder added.

Misty Stone, a light-skinned black beauty plays the part of Denise. “Oh my, this movie is incredible and we had so much fun making it. I’ve never been a part of a project of this magnitude and I really think people are going to love it,” she said.

“That chick can really act when she’s not getting naked of course,” Ryder said.

Perhaps the most incredible part of the movie is centered-around actor Thomas Ward who plays family patriarch Cliff. Fans have been making comments on dozens of entertainment blogs across the country after seeing the YouTube trailer. “This is crazy,” Ward gushed. “I’ve been reading all sorts of opinions and this movie is already getting a super strong reaction on news sites and blogs and it’s not even out yet,” he said.

“The guy really looks like Cliff Huxtable and is amazing but I can’t stress enough that this is a parody of the TV show and not actually footage from the actual television show. Our movie has nothing to do with NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby and has absolutely no involvement or the blessings of them at all,” Mullen concluded.

Not the Cosby Show XXX stars Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff and will be in stores early June.

Check out the family-style safe Not the Cosby Show XXX trailer here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE