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Damn Right They’re Dysfunctional: Not Married with Children XXX is Definitely Not the Bradys

Features, News - by ThePornoReporter - November 19, 2009 - 14:34 UTC - Be first to Comment!

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Thomas Ward Proves To Be A Very Versatile Talent

News - by ThePornoReporter - November 18, 2009 - 18:52 UTC - Be first to Comment!

thomasward_111809Thomas Ward is a gifted stand-up comedian and actor who started his career in Detroit in 1992. Ward moved to Los Angeles in 1994 to become a regular at The Comedy Store in 1996 and has made appearances on shows including HBO, BET, Fox Late Night and VH1.

Most recently Ward has added non-sex rolls in adult films to his resume. Ward has currently appeared in such blockbusters as “Not The Cosbys XXX” in the lead role of Cliff Huxtable, for Hustler and XPlay, “Not Monday Night Football,” for X Play, and “Flight Attendant” for XPlay and Adam & Eve.

Ward also completed a pilot show with adult legend Lexington Steele. “The Lexington Steele Show” which will feature a mix of mainstream and adult personalities, and be presented to a mainstream cable network.

“I had to go into porn to get my career going again,” Ward stated, “But you guys have been showing me above and beyond the love, respect and adoration that I thought I’d get. The adult industry crowd is a lot more fun than the mainstream industry and so are the people” added Ward.

Ward likes to perform in New York the best. “You can pay your rent in New York doing standup, but you can’t really do that out here in Los Angeles” laughed Ward.

Ward appeared on stage as a presenter at the XRCO Awards in Hollywood, to the delight of the crowd, in character impersonating the Bill Cosby character he portrayed in “Not The Cosbys XXX”. Ward was also featured on the July 2009 AVN magazine cover for their special issue on porn parodies.

In addition to a recurring role in skits on Fox’s “Talkshow with Spike Feresten,” Ward will be appearing in two mainstream movies: “Busted” with Ella Joyce and Clifton Powell, and “Hollywon’t” with Dee Wallace Stone, Eddie Griffin, David Faustino, and Fred “The Hammer” Williamson.

Ward is also writing several projects, and has video clips of his comedy performances, including his newest project; “The Black Man Show” currently running on You Tube. You can find Ward’s channel on You Tube by going to: www.youtube.com/user/thetward

Adam & Eve Honors Flight Attendants with Love Doll and Catalog Cover

Features, News - by ThePornoReporter - November 17, 2009 - 18:16 UTC - Be first to Comment!

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Kelly Bundy is a Slut: Not Married with Children XXX YouTube Preview in stores August 25th

News - by ThePornoReporter - August 26, 2009 - 03:30 UTC - Be first to Comment!

America’s favorite raunchy family is back and this time Al Bundy is not taking crap from anyone but his daughter sure is.  A first look at the highly anticipated sex comedy Not Married with Children XXX from the creators of Not the Bradys XXX is now available on YouTube in a PG-rated promotional trailer www.youtube.com/watch?v=80vznBKbPU0 The DVD hits stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video and promises to be one of the most entertaining adult movies of the year.

Directed by Will Ryder and starring the gorgeous blond Kagney Linn Karter as Kelly, the X-rated spoof of the popular Fox Television show Married with Children which ran in the late ‘80s and ‘90s spotlights America’s most dysfunctional family- the Bundys in a hilarious fast-paced romp which hearkens back glorious memories of slutty girls from decades past.

“This is our funniest sitcum yet,” stated Ryder as he spread butter on a French baguette at an Armenian deli in Glendale, California. “This is a movie filled with punchlines.  If you remember back in the day, Married with Children was quite controversial on television and it was only after a number of advertisers boycotted the show that it really took off and became a smash hit,” Ryder recalled.

The porn version is also the first starring role for rising superstar Kagney Linn Karter who nails the Kelly character so completely that after watching her you almost have to think hard what it was like when Christina Applegate played the original on television.

“I loved making this movie.  It was so much fun on set and it really was a big learning experience for me,” Kagney said.

“Learning experience my ass,” Ryder barked.  “She was a total pro from the second she walked onto our set and when her pants came off which by-the-way was often, all hell broke loose because that girl is quite possibly the horniest starlet I’ve ever been around.”

Not Married with Children XXX could be the best porn comedy of the year.  Destined to be a leading favorite for numerous year-end awards, the lovable sitcum follows in the footsteps of other blockbuster hits such as Not the Bradys XXX, Not the Cosbys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and the 2009 AVN winner for Best Sex Comedy- Not Bewitched XXX.

The spoof reads like a lost episode of the TV series as Al fears his job is in jeopardy when a hotshot shoe salesman outsells him so he enlists the help of his daughter Kelly in a sexually explicit blackmail scheme to get the guy fired.  Gorgeous boobs, booty and snatch abound in the Bundy household as Peg, Kelly, Al, Bud and whacky neighbors Marcie & Steve can’t stop doing it in this hilarious spoof of the classic TV show.

Not Married with Children XXX stars Kagney Linn Karter, Brittany O’Connell, India Summer, Madison Scott, Brooke Belle, Emy Reyes, Allyssa Hall, Kora Cummings, Peyton Leigh and Kimber James along with Dane Cross, Nick Manning, Dino Bravo, Brad Hardy, Barrett Blade and Eric Swiss and will be in stores August 25th from X-Play/LFP Video.

America’s raunchiest TV show just got raunchier….XXX style.

This outstanding movie is a parody.  Fox, Sony Pictures Television, Embassy Television, and/or Columbia Pictures in no way authorizes, endorses or sponsors this use of such mark(s).  Married with Children is a registered trademark of Fox, Sony Pictures Television, Embassy Television, and/or Columbia Pictures and is used without permission.

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YouTube Bans Adult Star Britney Brooks & Adult Mobile Provider Mobihun

News - by ThePornoReporter - August 26, 2009 - 03:20 UTC - Be first to Comment!

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Adult Star Britney Brooks of http://www.britneyathome.com and Adult Mobile provider http://www.Mobihun.com were banned by popular social network You Tube on Thursday after YouTube pulled Brooks’ video and deleted Mobihun’s channel on Youtube without warning.

A four minute video of Britney Brooks in a bikini blowing up balloons went viral on Mobihun’s channel making it the 3rd most watched channel in all of Holland for the day (where Mobihun is based) with over 50,000 views for Britney Brooks’s video alone in less than 24 hours.  Youtube deleted not only Brooks’ video, but the entire Mobihun.com channel that also featured videos of Sabrina Deep licking an icecream and Sunny Lane looking at her mobile and saying she was watching Mobihun.com. Mobihun.com is the mobile version of the world’s biggest TGP site http://www.thehun.com The adult industry routinely uses social networks such as YouTube to promote.  The banned Britney Brooks video of her blowing up balloons and saying the words ‘Mobihun.com’ can now be seen at Britney Brooks’ blog http://blog.britneyathome.com.

Britney Brooks is quoted as saying: ‘I tried to do something for Mobihun that was fun  and silly so that it could NOT be banned.  All I did was sit in a bikini and blow up balloons.  At the end I say ‘Go check out Mobihun.com.’  I was shocked when it got over 50,000 views in less than a day.  I am really kind of bummed the video was banned because the exposure was great.  I guess YouTube does not like pornstars in bikinis blowing anything.’

Mobihun.com is quoted as saying:  “Lots of adult providers use YouTube for promotion.  Freeones.com as an example has a channel which mentions its’ URL all over it.  We tried something different – videos of adult stars doing unconventional things.  We had a popular video of Sabrina Deep for instance licking an ice cream that had over 17,000 views. The Britney Brooks video went off the charts though with more than 50,000 views in less than a day. The ban was for supposed ‘terms of use violation’.  You Tube has all kinds of blatantly suggestive sexual videos and references to adult sites all over it.  We think they only banned us because Britney Brooks’ video showed up in You Tube’s top lists of most watched channels and videos for the day and week. There are all kinds of videos on You Tube of girls blowing up balloons – banning a pornstar for doing the same thing is absurd.”

Britney Brooks can be reached at Britney@Britneyathome.com

Not the Cosbys XXX Climbs Towards #1; Grabs Early Critical Acclaim as Best Comedy

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 29, 2009 - 13:21 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Looking every bit as good as the popular television show that was a staple of Must-See TV back in the 1980s on NBC’s beloved Thursday night line-up, Not the Cosbys XXX is closing in on the #1 spot on national sales charts everywhere and might just be the best porn parody comedy ever made.Directed by Will Ryder of Not the Bradys XXX, Not Three’s Company XXX and Not Bewitched XXX fame, Not the Cosbys XXX is streaking towards the number one position on multiple DVD sales charts including the highly respected Adult Video News trade magazine where it is currently up to number five.

“If you are a fan of this genre, then Cosbys is a must-see. If you aren’t a fan you might become one after this. Not the Cosbys XXX is Must-See Stroke-TV,” stated Roger Pipe in his review on www.rogreviews.com where he gave the movie his coveted Rog Pick designation.

Xcritic’s Don Houston said on www.xcritic.com ”Not the Cosbys XXX once again hit the high mark as the best sitcum (situation porn parody) to date, elevating the standard for the rest of the pack yet again. The levels of interracial fuck for the buck, the acting, and the entertainment value taken as a whole was so solid that it reminds me of what porn could be. No wonder why the production team is hailed as the saviors of modern porn.”

“That pretty much sums up the comments we’ve been getting from fans and critics alike,” stated Will Ryder who along with co-producing partner Scott David just completed Flight Attendants for their powerhouse label X-Play.

Adult DVD Empire also loves Not the Cosbys XXX and says, “The creators of Not The Bradys XXX are back and taking TV to the next level with this over-the-top spoof of one of the most watched shows in history! Grab a puddin’ pop and watch Porn’s version of the Huxtables go WILD!”

“If you love beautiful girls, interracial sex and Nick-at-Nite you’ll love this movie,” Ryder said from his bustling office high above Hollywood & Vine and mere feet from the famed sidewalk star of the late great Michael Jackson on Vine Street.

“We dedicate this movie to the incredible memory of Michael Jackson and his great music,” Ryder said. “I live directly across the street from the house they used at the end of his Thriller video where the monsters come crashing through the walls so we just want to make people happy especially during this sad time. I just think this is by far our best movie on every level but if you want to be sure and compare it with our other movies you can pick up the DVDs in stores or watch them exclusively online at AEBN.”

This wonderful spoof feels just like an episode of the classic hit show. Denise is feeling the everyday pressures from her cute and sex-crazed teenage girl friends to have sex and lose her virginity. With college on the horizon, she tries to figure out what to do as Cliff and Claire attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex-a-thon.

Xcritic’s Don Houston continued his praise stating, “Technically, this was the most polished production by the team to date, the writing suiting me as a solid homage to the original series rather than an exploitive goof as porn is usually known for with the movie earning a rating of Xcritic Pick from me. Not The Cosbys XXX is now the movie to beat come awards time.”

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including upstart Misty Stone in an award-worthy performance of Denise prompting Roger Pipe to write, “If this girl isn’t up for some awards at the end of the year then there is a problem.”

Rounding out the stellar cast is Monica Foster as Claire, Melody Nakai as Vanessa, Nina Devon as Rudy, Cassidy Clay as Sondra along with Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight plays Theo, Tee Reel as Cockroach, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and comedian Thomas Ward who hits a home-run with a perfect impersonation of Cliff Huxtable that is certain to put trophies in his hand come awards season.

The G-rated movie trailer is getting heavy play on YouTube with over 221,000 views already. Check it out to see what all the excitement is about and then head to your favorite video store and pick up a copy. If they are sold out tell them to reorder it but you can also purchase it on the internet from many fine online stores everywhere such as TLARaw.com and Adult DVD Empire.

“I want to be really clear that just because the movie is really good and looks like the TV show, this porn spoof was not made or sanctioned by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby. They had nothing to do with the production,” Ryder concluded.

Pick up two copies of Not the Cosbys XXX today as it makes a wonderful gift.

Visit www.sitcums.com for the entire line-up of X-Play sitcums.

Emotional Fan Pleads on YouTube to Boycott Cosby Show Porno Spoof

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 8, 2009 - 12:49 UTC - Be first to Comment!

An emotional fan named Siggas is using YouTube to get his message out to the masses that the release of Not the Cosbys XXX should be avoided at all costs.The seven minute clip can be seen at www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wm-wIT02d-4 and is heartfelt yet quite funny as it features the twenty-something man declaring his thoughts about the porn spoof of the famous Cosby Show which was just released on DVD by X-Play/LFP Video.

“If they don’t respect Bill Cosby they don’t respect nobody,” he is heard preaching. “I don’t wanna see that porno….well at least some parts I don’t want to see,” he tells the audience as he gazes into the camera delivering a spiritual speech that is equal parts comedian and equal parts preacher.

“Let me tell you as soon as this comes out, I’ll be the first one to watch it,” he is later heard saying as he vacillates between his incredulous feelings and his desire to watch the movie.

“I might even have a porno Huxtable party and invite all my friends over to watch this great porno but it’s still wrong,” he proclaims.

Created by the same guys that made the Brady Bunch porno Not the Bradys XXX, the award-winning best sex comedy Not Bewitched XXX and Not Three’s Company XXX, this fantastic spoof feels just like an episode of the classic ‘80s TV show as Denise is feeling the everyday pressures to lose her virginity as her cute girl friends become addicted to sex. With college on the horizon, Cliff and Claire have their hands full as they attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex comedy. G-rated trailer is available here www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE

Directed by the 2009 XBiz Director of the Year Will Ryder, Not the Cosbys XXX is a parody of the famous television series the Cosby Show but no matter how good it is, it should not be confused with the original TV show because it is not endorsed by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby.

By using YouTube, Siggas continues to rant poetic against the movie and even includes a segment on what it would be like to watch the king of Jell-O Pudding himself have an orgasm. The imitation is quite hilarious and worth the watch and has stuck in the minds of a number of posters leaving comments.

At one point Siggas makes a personal plea to the director and producers by saying, “Why? This is going to be horrible this is going to be a travesty really. You don’t care do you? You don’t care about America do you? I don’t care about America but don’t do it to Bill the man is seventy four,” he passionately yet humorously pleads.

“I would suspect that Siggas was one of the first people to pick up the DVD last week when it came out and if he hasn’t, I would be happy to send him an autographed copy,” offered Will Ryder. “This is a wonderful movie that is fun for the entire family, if of course your family is over the age of eighteen.”

Adult movie critic Don Houston writes in his brand new review on XCritic.com “Not The Cosbys XXX is now the movie to beat come awards time. (It’s) no wonder why the production team is hailed as the saviors of modern porn.”

Actor/comedian Thomas Ward is brilliant in the role of Cliff and cements the hilarious porno as Must-See TV. “Everybody that has seen it so far loves it,” Ward said.

“It’s the type of movie that you can watch with your girlfriend or wife and then get her to try some of the fun stuff out because it is not an offensive or dirty movie,” stated Ward who has been doing numerous interviews but is available for more.

“If you don’t believe Thomas Ward check out the official website at www.sitcums.com or the G-rated version on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE Ryder concluded.

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

If your favorite store is sold out, ask them to stock up on Not the Cosbys XXX today.

Must-See TV; Not the Cosbys XXX in Stores

News - by ThePornoReporter - June 3, 2009 - 21:00 UTC - Be first to Comment!

final_dvd_box_front_10_hours_reduced_sizeMust-see TV takes on a whole new meaning in this hilarious spoof of a classic television show as America’s favorite black family of the 1980s finally makes it to DVD today with the release of Not the Cosbys XXX

The long wait is over as this brand new interracial sex comedy comes packed with hilarious memories, enough laughs and dirty sex to last a lifetime. Created by the same zany guys that brought the world the popular Brady Bunch porno Not the Bradys XXX, America now gets a chance to see the Huxtables up close and very personal.

This wonderful spoof feels just like an episode of the classic hit show. Denise is feeling the everyday pressures to have sex and lose her virginity from her cute and sex-crazed teenage friends. With college on the horizon, she tries to figure out what to do as Cliff and Claire attempt to keep the household under control while Theo, Sondra, Denise, Vanessa, Rudy and Cockroach go wild in this non-stop interracial sex-a-thon. 

Directed by the 2009 XBiz Director of the Year Will Ryder, Not the Cosbys XXX is a parody of the famous television series the Cosby Show but should not be confused with the original TV show because it is not endorsed by NBC, Carsey Werner Productions or Bill Cosby. 

“We’ve had hundreds of thousands of views of the G-rated movie trailer on YouTube www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE with people thinking our guy looks exactly like Cosby. The trailer is amazing plus totally safe to play in the office,” Ryder said from his Hollywood offices. 

Television porn is hot these days and nothing has been hotter than X-Play and their sitcums.com factory which has once again teamed up with Hustler to lampoon one of America’s iconic shows. 

“Although this is a really amazing sex parody, we didn’t make a mockery of the original show or put it down. We created a fun, lively story and loaded it with great sex. This is not just for the porn-lover but also for the classic TV lover as well,” Ryder concluded. 

The double disc collector’s DVD set is now available in stores and contains 10 hours of total footage with 10 behind the scenes sections including bloopers and stars a fantastic interracial cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

“It’s like if Nick at Nite went porno,” said Thomas Ward who plays a remarkable version of Cliff.

If your favorite store is sold out, ask them to stock up on Not the Cosbys XXX today.

Porn Day: YouTube Comes Under Attack

In the News - by ThePornoReporter - May 28, 2009 - 03:54 UTC - Be first to Comment!

Video sharing web portal came under attack on May 20th in a plan called “Operation Porn Day” organized by the popular 4Chan message board websites.  As part of a protest against a recent move by YouTube to remove music videos from the popular site, 4Chan moderators encouraged members via message boards to upload pornographic video clips under a variety of different tags, such as Jonas Brothers and Hannah Montana.  The clips were usually posted with non-pornographic opening sequences, such as news reports or other misleading scenes before cutting to the hardcore content.

The prank immediately brought the attention from officials at YouTube who sought out and removed the majority of the posted videos, although graphic thumbnail images from the clips continued to be found on the site for several days after the attack.

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Porn Movie Coincides with Cosby Show 25th Anniversary Celebration

News - by ThePornoReporter - May 20, 2009 - 03:43 UTC - Be first to Comment!

final_dvd_box_front_10_hours_reduced_sizeWhen adult movie producer Jeff Mullen was asked if he planned the DVD release of X-Play’s Not the Cosbys XXX to coincide with the actual 25th anniversary celebration of the Cosby Show TV series he just smiled and said “no comment”.

But in a stroke of perfect timing, much of the original cast of the epic NBC Television show was reunited this morning on the Today Show and interviewed by Matt Lauer in living color. Bill Cosby held court in front of a national television audience and reminisced about his role as Cliff Huxtable along with Phylicia Rashad, Malcolm Jamal Warner, Raven Symone, Keshia Knight Pulliam, Geoffrey Owens, and Earl Hyman that brought back vivid memories of the 1980s.

And the 1980s are exactly what director Will Ryder had in mind when he created what many are predicting will become the most successful interracial sex movie ever.

“It was great to see the Cosby cast talking about their glorious television days because that wonderful TV show meant so much to so many people. Ryder said. “The show was magical because it helped white people see black people in an entirely different light.” Now the porn version is coming out and thousands of Americans will see blacks and whites enjoying each other’s company completely naked with the lights on.”

“I want to make it clear that our porn parody is not from the makers of the Cosby Show, NBC or Carsey Werner Productions. I know it looks really amazing but they had nothing to do with our version. This is a parody! A damn good one but you can see what all the excitement is about by checking out the YouTube movie clip,” Ryder proclaimed.

Almost 200,000 views have been witnessed already on YouTube prompting an ongoing debate about the merits of this sex comedy. Check out the G-rated movie trailer now at www.youtube.com/watch?v=H2nZUn4t7nE as it is TV-friendly and safe to watch in the office.

The interracial sex comedy stars a fantastic cast including Misty Stone, Monica Foster, Melody Nakai, Nina Devon, Cassidy Clay, Jenny Hendrix, Sarah Vandella, Tori Black, Lana Violet, Jaelyn Fox, Tyler Knight, Tee Reel, Danny Mountain, Scott Lyons, Dick James, Jay Ashley and Thomas Ward as Cliff.

Not the Cosbys XXX will come in a special 2-disc collector’s edition and contain 10 hours of footage including 10 behind-the-scenes sections, cast commentary and 3 bonus sex scenes from other X-Play hit comedies. You’ve heard of must-see TV? Well this is must-see porn.

Not the Cosbys XXX is being distributed by LFP Video and will be in stores everywhere in early June. Ask your favorite store to stock up on what is sure to become the #1 porn movie in America.